Erik Tanouye
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Erik Tanouye
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Historically a writer/performer at UCB. Constantly trying to quit social media. And yet here I am writing another bio for a new account. Also into beans and bags.
A real jump scare from IMDB when we tried to find out who played someone in this episode of Law & Order
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
sometimes you get in trouble so deep, you can’t speech your way out of it
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Flea: “We come to this place for magik… blood sugar sex magik.”
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Went outside today.
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
At last, a President with the dignity not to join his rowdy friends helping their pal try to suck his own dick.
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I can‘t wait to see the cast of Slow Horses perform Chess on Broadway.
October 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Coleman Dolman ComDomingo
September 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Reader, I cackled at this one.
September 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Somehow, Palpatine returned.
September 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
ah, there’s the rub
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Will these movies make sense if I haven’t seen Hamaet through Hamket?
September 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
oh shit my son also has a box like this in his bedroom, should I call the police?
September 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
arthur please tell me you didn’t
September 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The WSJ just released Mamaw’s birthday book
September 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
September 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Chris Hemsworth’s wife is
August 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Read
My

5

Oxford
English
Dictionaries
July 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Jurassic Park made a whole meal out of how large the big dinosaurs were and how terrifying it was to *feel* them coming.

In Jurassic World: Rebirth, the biggest dinosaurs on earth sneak up on people MULTIPLE times.

They stomp around in tall grass and simply no one notices them.
July 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
July 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I can’t believe Jon Snow just stood there and let this happen.
June 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
MCU is cooked. This looks even worse than that last Captain America movie.
June 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
So, I have some questions about the last part of this Vulture interview with Benmont Tench. (Presumably, Benmont knows the movie he’s quoting, so I’m guessing the reporter hasn’t seen Dr. Strangelove and assumed it was an obscure French movie?) www.vulture.com/article/benm...
June 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
By the way, Dr. Scrodanus specializes in eyes, you perverts.
June 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
What body part do you think Dr. Scrodanus treats?
June 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
A colleague brought some Russian candies as an end-of-school-year treat. I have tree nut allergies, so I used Google Lens to tell me if the candy was safe to eat.

READER, I DID NOT EAT THE CANDY.
May 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM