Oh no! It's only a tenner!

Oh no! I've already got my bank card out!

I feel like the executive class is uniquely vulnerable to LLM sales pitches, because an LLM chatbot is the ideal sycophant, and once people reach that level that seems to be all they want.

Once a decade the financial sector impoverishes millions of us, through no fault of our own.

It feels like someone should be held responsible for these, but one of the main functions of capitalism is to diffuse responsibility into nothingness.

Any plant that grows in roadside soil is still inedible because it's too full of lead. We've found microplastics everywhere we look, from the fat deposits of polar bears to the spinal fluid of penguins.

Some things are most effectively learned firsthand, unfortunately.

"Elon Musk moves $474 million between assets he controls" doesn't quite have the same ring.

The rib cage stops at the boobs. That can only mean one thing:

-351. Is that the biggest swing in UK history? It must be, surely.

I think it was @alexandraerin.com who said to the effect of:

"The purpose of a college essay is to prove understanding of the material, not to produce a college essay. There is no global shortage of college essays that needs to be automated."

You're welcome, citizen.

No, but until I started keeping my ID card in my bag when I got home in the evening, I would go to work without it about once a month, and be unable to open any doors until I went back home to get it.