Toydarian
@toydarian.bsky.social
I remember he wanted to shoot protesters in the leg in his first term so he could take pictures in front of a church with an upside down Bible.
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I remember he wanted to shoot protesters in the leg in his first term so he could take pictures in front of a church with an upside down Bible.
Yes please yes, yes, yes. No questions asked!
January 3, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Yes please yes, yes, yes. No questions asked!
Thoughts and prayers!
September 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Thoughts and prayers!
That's a pigmy donkey. Even baby donkeys aren't that little.
September 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
That's a pigmy donkey. Even baby donkeys aren't that little.
It wasn't Trump that said it, was it?
July 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It wasn't Trump that said it, was it?
Sadly, his most faithful believe everything he says
July 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Sadly, his most faithful believe everything he says
He calls that to anyone that doesn't support him. His other words is 'second rate' for Robert Deniro, George Clooney. Anyone!
June 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
He calls that to anyone that doesn't support him. His other words is 'second rate' for Robert Deniro, George Clooney. Anyone!
Gavin would grind him like the finest coffee!
June 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Gavin would grind him like the finest coffee!
This is heartbreaking. My heart bleeds.
June 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This is heartbreaking. My heart bleeds.
This man is an embarrassment of gargantuan proportions!
June 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
This man is an embarrassment of gargantuan proportions!
I believe this is satire, but still entertaining!
June 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I believe this is satire, but still entertaining!
You need another with the turtle.
June 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You need another with the turtle.
Yet he support the felon!
June 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Yet he support the felon!
Why the fuck don't they go like this at the ballot?
June 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Why the fuck don't they go like this at the ballot?
I love this so much. Thank you for creating it!
June 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I love this so much. Thank you for creating it!
Nobody forced this asshole to take the job. He can quit anytime!
May 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Nobody forced this asshole to take the job. He can quit anytime!
I don't think he's gonna last if he's already complaining!
May 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I don't think he's gonna last if he's already complaining!