Joe
@toy-tomb.bsky.social
Crystar is beat from helping me out with a project. #toyphotography
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Crystar is beat from helping me out with a project. #toyphotography
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November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I’m holding off on celebrating until Partially Muscled Screaming Skeleton Day
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’m holding off on celebrating until Partially Muscled Screaming Skeleton Day
Here’s a little Usagi Yojimbo sketch from work today, the much overlooked pal of the ninja turtles.
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Here’s a little Usagi Yojimbo sketch from work today, the much overlooked pal of the ninja turtles.
Every time I see someone glaze Knives Out or it’s sequels I delay watching any of them by one (1) decade.
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Every time I see someone glaze Knives Out or it’s sequels I delay watching any of them by one (1) decade.
Just got a couple Plunderlings I ordered and you know I had to make them a little boat to sail on. My first home brew D&D game was fantasy pirates so I’ve always been partial to goblins on a boat. #toyphotography
November 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Just got a couple Plunderlings I ordered and you know I had to make them a little boat to sail on. My first home brew D&D game was fantasy pirates so I’ve always been partial to goblins on a boat. #toyphotography
I tried to google Jeremy Bentham but couldn’t remember his name and the dipshit AI seriously thought there was a chance I was thinking of the forgotten cartoon “Turbo Teen” about a kid who turns into a car.
October 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I tried to google Jeremy Bentham but couldn’t remember his name and the dipshit AI seriously thought there was a chance I was thinking of the forgotten cartoon “Turbo Teen” about a kid who turns into a car.
Saw this at Walmart today and I think the Xenomorph really is gonna get a Monster Cereal before The Creature does.
Comic from @keithbrowning.bsky.social
Comic from @keithbrowning.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Saw this at Walmart today and I think the Xenomorph really is gonna get a Monster Cereal before The Creature does.
Comic from @keithbrowning.bsky.social
Comic from @keithbrowning.bsky.social
YouTube seems to be down, it’s finally time to retreat to my physical media bunker and never emerge.
October 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
YouTube seems to be down, it’s finally time to retreat to my physical media bunker and never emerge.
Pokémon fans the moment you criticize the highest grossing franchise on the planet (you said the new mega forms look kind of silly)
October 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Pokémon fans the moment you criticize the highest grossing franchise on the planet (you said the new mega forms look kind of silly)
Robot Reaper is another killer figure from @officialsuper7.bsky.social (pun intended). Since I got it I’ve been wondering if there’s some inspiration from Halloween animatronics here. #toyphotography
October 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Robot Reaper is another killer figure from @officialsuper7.bsky.social (pun intended). Since I got it I’ve been wondering if there’s some inspiration from Halloween animatronics here. #toyphotography
Every complaint I’ve ever heard about the Mutant Mayhem ninja turtles is so easily answered with “the turtles are teenagers”. Of course Donatello doesn’t have a problem with AI, he’s literally 15.
October 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Every complaint I’ve ever heard about the Mutant Mayhem ninja turtles is so easily answered with “the turtles are teenagers”. Of course Donatello doesn’t have a problem with AI, he’s literally 15.
Jada Toys’ Franken Berry is a childhood dream come true, I genuinely remember asking my mom if there were Monster Cereal toys and to my dismay there were not… back then. #toyphotography
October 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Jada Toys’ Franken Berry is a childhood dream come true, I genuinely remember asking my mom if there were Monster Cereal toys and to my dismay there were not… back then. #toyphotography
Gavin Newsom and Bill Burr are both shit talkers with no spine? On the same day? Who could’ve predicted that!?
October 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Gavin Newsom and Bill Burr are both shit talkers with no spine? On the same day? Who could’ve predicted that!?
Just got @officialsuper7.bsky.social’s Black Falcon in the mail yesterday and he’s a beast of a figure. #toyphotography
September 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Just got @officialsuper7.bsky.social’s Black Falcon in the mail yesterday and he’s a beast of a figure. #toyphotography
Sony not jumping on The Black Knight is insane considering Spider-Verse 3 keeps getting delayed and every other movie they make is hot garbage
September 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Sony not jumping on The Black Knight is insane considering Spider-Verse 3 keeps getting delayed and every other movie they make is hot garbage
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Animation test for Genndy Tartakovsky's 'The Black Knight' ⚔️
• Follows a knight who controls a 20ft suit of armor in the 14th century
• Tartakovsky released the footage to convince Sony to make the film — the studio is unsure if there’s an audience for it
• Follows a knight who controls a 20ft suit of armor in the 14th century
• Tartakovsky released the footage to convince Sony to make the film — the studio is unsure if there’s an audience for it
September 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Animation test for Genndy Tartakovsky's 'The Black Knight' ⚔️
• Follows a knight who controls a 20ft suit of armor in the 14th century
• Tartakovsky released the footage to convince Sony to make the film — the studio is unsure if there’s an audience for it
• Follows a knight who controls a 20ft suit of armor in the 14th century
• Tartakovsky released the footage to convince Sony to make the film — the studio is unsure if there’s an audience for it
Neca’s Michelangelo as The Mummy, the head sculpt on this fella is so brilliant. #toyphotography
September 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Neca’s Michelangelo as The Mummy, the head sculpt on this fella is so brilliant. #toyphotography
Finally got my Fright Zone in the other day! This thing is a beast, I wasn’t even sure it could fit on my shelf. Luckily it slotted together nice with my castle room but I might swap that out to make things more open if I can make everything fit. #toycollecting
September 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Finally got my Fright Zone in the other day! This thing is a beast, I wasn’t even sure it could fit on my shelf. Luckily it slotted together nice with my castle room but I might swap that out to make things more open if I can make everything fit. #toycollecting
I’m kind of obsessed with the irony of alpha-male individualists demanding everyone grieve a podcast guy with them. It’s kind of like when Optimus Prime died in the Transformers movie and kids couldnt handle losing their robot dad but with grown adults this time.
September 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I’m kind of obsessed with the irony of alpha-male individualists demanding everyone grieve a podcast guy with them. It’s kind of like when Optimus Prime died in the Transformers movie and kids couldnt handle losing their robot dad but with grown adults this time.
Another forgotten Marvel hero, Crystar! I’ve been joking with my partner that Crystar will show up to fight Doom in Avengers: Secret Wars but I’m actually starting to believe he could since that happened in the 2015 comic run.
September 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Another forgotten Marvel hero, Crystar! I’ve been joking with my partner that Crystar will show up to fight Doom in Avengers: Secret Wars but I’m actually starting to believe he could since that happened in the 2015 comic run.
My partner got me Skel-Ra/Mumm-Ra for my birthday and he’s a badass beefy boy. It’s genuinely hard for me to decide which version I’ll keep on the shelf. #toyphotography
September 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My partner got me Skel-Ra/Mumm-Ra for my birthday and he’s a badass beefy boy. It’s genuinely hard for me to decide which version I’ll keep on the shelf. #toyphotography
It’s kind of hilarious that they went with the most brute force way to get teens into Tron. I imagine a bunch of suits finishing the first movie, shrugging, and saying “maybe Jimmy Beast will promote it?”
September 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s kind of hilarious that they went with the most brute force way to get teens into Tron. I imagine a bunch of suits finishing the first movie, shrugging, and saying “maybe Jimmy Beast will promote it?”