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@toxungen.bsky.social
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BIMBO THE GREAT
April 12, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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????
“Sometimes before, but especially after being fed the pelican chick may seem to "throw a tantrum" by loudly vocalizing and dragging itself around in a circle by one wing and leg, striking its head on the ground or anything nearby and the tantrums sometimes end in what looks like a seizure that results in the chick falling briefly unconscious; the reason is not clearly known, but a common belief is that it is to draw attention to itself and away from any siblings who are waiting to be fed.”
April 5, 2024 at 3:44 AM
toxungen.bsky.social
bad news
“the relationship between pelicans and people has often been contentious.“
April 5, 2024 at 3:38 AM
toxungen.bsky.social
i'm about to lose my fucking mind
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March 26, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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if i drink this do i become lisan al-gaib or whatever
ACT restoring mouthwash sporting a stark blue tone
March 26, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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yeah i’m a graphic artist
a text saying: i feel like it’s not good and it looks like fart and you hate it and you’re just accepting it out of desperation and i’m gonna be dragged into the town square and all the young townspeople are gonna be like “look mommy it’s that hideous talentless idiot, can i please throw a vegetable mommy” and she’ll say “of course dear”and i’ll be pelted with vegetables while they laugh and jeer and then you’ll shake your head and i’ll never see you again
March 23, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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don’t text me unless it’s to say this
a text saying “hey en! i found this rock and i thought you might like to see it”
March 22, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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google search suggesting the options “is kingassripper dead” and “is kingassripper alive”
March 22, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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GUYS IT’S HAPPENING. I GOT TO RING THE BELL ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡🐟
a screencap of fish on the Netherlands’ fish doorbell livestream timestamped 2024-03-21 17:13:39 a screencap of fish on the Netherlands’ fish doorbell livestream timestamped 2024-03-21 17:13:37
March 21, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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evening moodboard
the text “i can’t keep fucking doing it” overtop a very crusty dark figure meme cirrus vodka twin peaks title screen
March 18, 2024 at 11:36 PM
toxungen.bsky.social
drop a ship that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek
Aniara - a CGI image of a flat rectangular space ship
March 18, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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pov ur a cool rock i found
a person looking down at the camera in a forest of leafless trees
March 16, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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😔
March 14, 2024 at 4:57 AM
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this is one of my favorites from the old thread
March 14, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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true love
March 14, 2024 at 4:48 AM
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March 14, 2024 at 4:47 AM
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March 14, 2024 at 4:47 AM
toxungen.bsky.social
AYYYYE BITCH LOOK AT THIS
a picture of a hand holding a chicken tender shaped like a penis
March 14, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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forbidden cock ring
a sourdough pretzel ring in low lighting- held flat to the camera, to emphasize its shape.
October 6, 2023 at 12:14 AM
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it’s a hit
a text bubble in gray saying “I HATED reading this”
October 4, 2023 at 4:03 AM
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sending very important texts
a screenshot of a text message bubble in blue that says “gobble the cock like ur racist uncle gobblin that sweet potato casserole maw maw made special just for his appetite”
October 4, 2023 at 3:59 AM
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ideal set up after my lunch of brussels sprouts and egg salad
a low resolution aerial photo of a house with a greenhouse attached to it. The greenhouse is as big as the house itself. Above the house is a bracket that says my home and above the greenhouse is a bracket that says fart room
September 1, 2023 at 4:41 PM
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a message thread where the sender sent 5 pictures of a delicious looking pizza with pepperoni, cheese, basil, and honey. the message says “my pizza was serving cunt”. someone in the thread responded, saying “En did you just send us 5 pictures of 1 pizza”
September 1, 2023 at 1:31 AM
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Quote reskeet with a picture of your pet. Let’s make the skyline adorable 💓💓💓
a distorted photo of a hairless dog in the passenger seat of a car. the center of the photo has been shrunken which has caused the animal’s already large ears to be extremely exaggerated
August 29, 2023 at 11:55 PM
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“get a pet” they said. “it’ll be fun” they said. “you won’t be comically disgusted by its harrowing, twisted visage” sure.

#dog (????)
a photograph of an iced pumpkin spice latte from above. the drink rests in a car cup holder. in the passenger seat a hairless dog is sitting with its tail squished against the center console. this act has caused its skin to wrinkle unnaturally. the dog’s front legs are spread unnaturally. the dog’s tail overtakes the edge of the center console and rests atop the latte.
August 25, 2023 at 3:12 PM