My fellow Americans, take note. This is how it should be done.

Everyone has complained to me about how Boruto annoys them. But he’s smart, studious, and a good friend. And a very good team player. He’s very different from Naruto as a child, and that isn’t a bad thing.

The most majestic derpasaurus.

Oh, I’m aware. Definitely being facetious. We have children being terrorized at schools and migrant field hands afraid to report to work. But none of the promises made that will actually help us will ever come to pass.

I wish we could perform a post-birth abortion on Trump.

I’m glad to see opposition. No matter how much people don’t like undocumented immigrants in the US, the work these people do are integral to our economy.

It makes sense. DOJ was created to enforce civil rights. This is definitely a civil rights issue.

I’m totally digging all the green.

I was fairly certain this policy they have is illegal. Not that it impacts me, but it does infuriate me. This is an IHG hotel, so they have a massive corporate presence in the hospitality industry. I wonder how much of a stink I should raise…