Toxic Choc
toxicchoc.bsky.social
Toxic Choc
@toxicchoc.bsky.social
I paint miniatures. I'm a Warhammer fan who understands satire. Raised on Tolkien and Heinlein, but only one stuck. A dirty, dirty leftist by choice, queer by nature.
Between temporary and tempura
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Dirty leftist. Pro LGBTQIA+

They/them
So like, how are we going on this rapture business?
September 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The things you overhear.
“Of course, after the sea monkey incident, he went back to being a cat”
August 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I am randomly reminded of my Year 7 History teacher, who spent most lessons talking about hunting (inc. hunting kangaroos with a machine gun), fishing (inc. shooting Jet Skiiers) and building crossbows capable of shooting through multiple metal trash cans. In retrospect 1/2
August 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Did a little bit of (very wonky) freehand on the tabard/robot loincloth. What’s that called, anyway?

The pattern down the bottom is from a hand fail/flail, so I turned it into something deliberate.

#chaosknights
#chaos
#paintingwarhammer
#warhammer40000
August 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
August 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Legs for days. Lots of fun painting these legs.

#chaosknights
#chaos
#paintingwarhammer
#warhammer40000
August 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Uh, what?
August 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
After obsessively reading the Martha Wells Murderbot Diaries books in an unhealthily short period of time, I’m humbly seeking recommendations for a new series to obsessively read.

#booksky #scifi #sff
August 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Dear UK. Why is your current Labour PM more right wing than David Cameron?
July 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Wait, they put a Coil track in Death Stranding 2?
July 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Sassy Nurgling and his big mate done.

I left SN for last, like dessert.

#paintingwarhammer #minipainting #deathguard #warhammer40000 #warhammer40k
July 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
A question for anyone who knows about gaming PCs… are small form factor gaming pcs worth it if space is limited, or would I be paying a premium for a smaller, yet less powerful tower?
#pcgaming #pc #gamingpc #ihavenoideawhatimdoing
July 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
People talk about The Mummy being their bisexual awakening movie, but I feel that not enough people talk about Cruel Intentions as their non-binary bisexual chaos goblin awakening movie.
June 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Shoulder pelt watches you, and judges harshly.

Working on another @ramshacklegames.bsky.social mini.

#paintingminiatures
#miniaturepainting
#paintingminis
June 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Priming some plastic and resin on my lunch break

#minipainting
#miniaturepainting
#paintingminis
June 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Another @ramshacklegames.bsky.social robed cyborg. Once again, a freaking absolute delight to paint.

#paintingminiatures
#paintingminis
#miniaturepainting
June 11, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Another very early WIP.

Starting to get an idea of what the pink will look like, also quite happy with the cape.

#paintingminiatures
#paintingwarhammer
#plaguemarines
#nurgle
#warhammer40000
May 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Posting a very early WIP.

Armour itself will go up to a magenta/pink. Because pink plague marines are the best.

#paintingminiatures
#paintingwarhammer
#plaguemarines
#nurgle
May 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
May 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
‘The hive appears dead, empty save for the scattered remains of those who have perished. Many show signs of mutation. The hive is quiet, aside from a sporadic sound that can only be described as *QUACK*.
We are being followed.’

TRANSMISSION ENDS

#warhammer40000
#inq28
#warhammer40k
#QUACK
May 2, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I am extremely happy with my bone.

#paintingwarhammer
#paintingminiatures
#paintingminis
April 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Lying on the bed because tired and flu.

Cat jumps up and collides with my head. Then bites my ear, farts and runs off.

Thanks cat.
April 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
‘Levi’, a robed cyborg from @ramshacklegames.bsky.social

This strange little entity is playing a keytar, and I love it!

#paintingminiatures
#minipainting
March 27, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Another of the ruinous roots is now complete. Once again from @ramshacklegames.bsky.social

I am having far too much fun painting these!
March 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I once listened to Matchbox 20 extremely intently because someone I was interested in was super into them. I’ve now forgotten their name, but the Matchbox 20 ick remains.
March 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM