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TOXIC POSITIVITY
@toxic-positivity.bsky.social
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Nauseating optimism and absolutely useless encouragement for the slow descent into late-stage capitalistic hell.

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TOXIC POSITIVITY @toxic-positivity.bsky.social · Mar 26
This feed is nothing but a Gen-X-er screaming into the Void. It’s satire, and you take it seriously at your own peril. Unless, you know, it’s like… *serious* man.
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H/t to @helveticablanc.bsky.social for their pos/neg vibe. I think I need this as a tattoo.

When life gives you a demiurge...
helveticablanc.bsky.social Helvetica Blanc @helveticablanc.bsky.social · Mar 30
I made this as a goof a few weeks ago, and thought I may as well release it into the world. Fare thee well, Lowly Yaldabaoth!
Lowly Worm from Richard Scarry's Busytown made to look like an old engraving of the Gnostic demiurge, Yaldabaoth. The aforementioned engraving of the Gnostic demiurge, Yaldabaoth.
April 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Thank the gods somebody came up with this thing...

#ToxicPositivity #Toxic-Positivity
April 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Stopping's always been my problem...

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A beautiful sunset in the background—the edges of two opposing cliffs in the foreground, with the shilouette of a person joyfully leaping from one clif to another. The text reads: "Never fear the leap of faith. The inevitable, abrupt, and exceedingly painful stop the ground insists upon? TOTALLY different thing..."
April 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Perceive this...

#ToxicPositivity #Toxic-Positivity
A black & white image of a very old closed wooden door with a ring handle on it in an old stone wall. The text reads: "When one door closes, other doors are entirely unaffected, because that's not how physics works, you pinhead."
March 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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It's like an onion...

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The shilouette of someone standing against a beautiful sunset, arms upstretched in triumph. The text reads: "If you find yourself going through hell, strap in, because there's more layers to this fucker than a five pound onion."
March 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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I remember the day...

That single, solitary day...

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The shilouette of someone standing against a beautiful sunset, arms upstretched in triumph. The text reads: "Don't ever forget that one time you accidentally did something really cool and impressed everybody... because, welp... that was IT."
March 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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While the humor and pearls of wisdom here at Toxic-Positivity is mostlyl left-leaning, we reserve the right to ridicule and/or make fun of anyone and everyone spouting needlessly optimistic BS. Or bad grammar in product descriptions. Or oligarchs.

You have been duly warned...

#ToxicPositivity
March 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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This feed is nothing but a Gen-X-er screaming into the Void. It’s satire, and you take it seriously at your own peril. Unless, you know, it’s like… *serious* man.
March 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Admit it: there’s never been a human being who’s ever uttered the phrase “You should try yoga!” non-ironically who wouldn’t benefit from a wee bit of a throat-punch… #toxicpositivity
March 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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And so it begins. Let the sardonic smugness and satirical sarcasm start, stat! #toxicpositivity
March 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM