I, too, enjoy a good fish.

Mr King, would you please use your platforms to spread the word?

HONK HONK *thump thump*

Oh you mean that little black one? Yeah you ain't getting it back.

The worst part of fur parenting is knowing when to let go. There is no wrong decision here, and don't let anyone shame you for whatever you decide.

My fur baby had cancer and is now pain free, in a tiny urn on the mantle. She's still with me in spirit.

It's so obvious he bought the election, why isn't anything being done about it? He's even made jokes about it.

Yeah no one cares about disasters until the rich are affected. Fuck the poor victims.

What about the first one...is she just not supposed to notice one of her shoes missing?

Wasn't he on an episode of Spongebob back in the day, or am I smoking dope again?

And while you're trying to find where the Cheetos and beer are now, they start playing I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For on the speakers overhead.