tower[dan]
@towerdan.bsky.social
just 30 trillion cells trying to maintain homeostasis
It's early but this is in the running for my best post of 2026 award.
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
It's early but this is in the running for my best post of 2026 award.
Some of those boats have drugs on them for sure. Where's trigger happy pete when you need him?
December 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Some of those boats have drugs on them for sure. Where's trigger happy pete when you need him?
Murdebot Diaries by Martha Wells.
December 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Murdebot Diaries by Martha Wells.
Add a chunky salsa and you've got yourself a salad
December 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Add a chunky salsa and you've got yourself a salad
This brightened my day
December 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This brightened my day
I like how Game of thrones ended
December 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I like how Game of thrones ended
Internet and cell phones were never free. So is the vertical axis paying customers only?
December 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Internet and cell phones were never free. So is the vertical axis paying customers only?
You mean the same people who failed to prosecute any of his other crimes?
December 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
You mean the same people who failed to prosecute any of his other crimes?
The Orange Julius doesn't live up to my childhood memories. Did they change or did I change?
December 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The Orange Julius doesn't live up to my childhood memories. Did they change or did I change?
I've got my copy. Going to read a song a day in 2026.
December 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I've got my copy. Going to read a song a day in 2026.
I'll go to the gym today
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'll go to the gym today
The pose and expression express so much. Is good
December 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The pose and expression express so much. Is good
Seems like some selection bias. I mean, I wouldn't want scientists in the distant future to look at my vomit and draw conclusions about humanity, as a whole. They'd think all we drank was rum and coke, or something.
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Seems like some selection bias. I mean, I wouldn't want scientists in the distant future to look at my vomit and draw conclusions about humanity, as a whole. They'd think all we drank was rum and coke, or something.
Raising kids is down the stack
December 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Raising kids is down the stack
Wife thinks its funny that I'm polite to the robots. But being rude makes me feel bad so why should I change?
December 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Wife thinks its funny that I'm polite to the robots. But being rude makes me feel bad so why should I change?
When our son was 5 he was big into Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. We watched on repeat for months. I think it's probably the movie that I've seen the most.
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
When our son was 5 he was big into Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. We watched on repeat for months. I think it's probably the movie that I've seen the most.
Do you have hope for the future, someone asked Robert Frost near the end. Yes he said. And hope for the past. That it will turn out to be alright, for what it was. Something we can accept.
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Do you have hope for the future, someone asked Robert Frost near the end. Yes he said. And hope for the past. That it will turn out to be alright, for what it was. Something we can accept.
Bird one: Okay, I'll distract him by landing on his finger.
Bird two: ...and I'll swoop in for the kill.
Bird two: ...and I'll swoop in for the kill.
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Bird one: Okay, I'll distract him by landing on his finger.
Bird two: ...and I'll swoop in for the kill.
Bird two: ...and I'll swoop in for the kill.