towelbat
@towelbat.bsky.social
shoutout to whoever just had a pre 9am 'creamy choc' from the work coffee machine. an inspiration to us all
October 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM
shoutout to whoever just had a pre 9am 'creamy choc' from the work coffee machine. an inspiration to us all
the weather apps are dead to me
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
the weather apps are dead to me
new gp has sent a registration confirmation email with three emojis in it, one of which is a 🤩. ⛳⛳⛳
July 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
new gp has sent a registration confirmation email with three emojis in it, one of which is a 🤩. ⛳⛳⛳
me and the woman also reading a fitzcarraldo edition olga tokarczuk on the train
a woman in a pink sweater sits on a couch in front of a picture on the wall
ALT: a woman in a pink sweater sits on a couch in front of a picture on the wall
media.tenor.com
June 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
me and the woman also reading a fitzcarraldo edition olga tokarczuk on the train
preemptively, mentally disputing the deductions I think our landlord is going to try to take from our deposit. got that friday feeling!!
May 30, 2025 at 11:19 AM
preemptively, mentally disputing the deductions I think our landlord is going to try to take from our deposit. got that friday feeling!!
cheeseburger pasta salad
May 21, 2025 at 11:17 AM
cheeseburger pasta salad
team lunch booked for 11.30-12 today
May 20, 2025 at 7:13 AM
team lunch booked for 11.30-12 today
once again bleeting about how much I enjoyed my free art class at work to my two followers. I'm so shit but I got to have a play, sit with new people and feel really calm for an hour. the devastating cuts to arts funding in this country are a crime!
March 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
once again bleeting about how much I enjoyed my free art class at work to my two followers. I'm so shit but I got to have a play, sit with new people and feel really calm for an hour. the devastating cuts to arts funding in this country are a crime!
we've been asked to record a goodbye video for our boss who is leaving
February 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
we've been asked to record a goodbye video for our boss who is leaving
guy reading richard osman and drinking a red bull before 9am, what's your story?
February 13, 2025 at 8:42 AM
guy reading richard osman and drinking a red bull before 9am, what's your story?
went to a free open art class on my lunch break and it was proper lovely! the head of art said my piece had different textures 😇 (they were being v v generous / kind and encouraging)
February 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
went to a free open art class on my lunch break and it was proper lovely! the head of art said my piece had different textures 😇 (they were being v v generous / kind and encouraging)
going to see my bf's family for the first time since they all left me on read in the group chat. let's see what they have to say for themselves!
February 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
going to see my bf's family for the first time since they all left me on read in the group chat. let's see what they have to say for themselves!
salad and a sparkling water in my meal deal
February 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
salad and a sparkling water in my meal deal
radicalised by spotify-style wrap-up from my work's project management platform
December 6, 2024 at 1:23 PM
radicalised by spotify-style wrap-up from my work's project management platform
have had so much wine I cried when michael caine gave the small frog a pay rise and a turkey
December 23, 2023 at 9:11 PM
have had so much wine I cried when michael caine gave the small frog a pay rise and a turkey
going away this weekend, so I just had to wait ages for my bf while he looked at all the polish meats in the supermarket and planned all his boy teas 😮💨
October 19, 2023 at 6:32 PM
going away this weekend, so I just had to wait ages for my bf while he looked at all the polish meats in the supermarket and planned all his boy teas 😮💨
got a bit tipsy and did the worm at my friend's wedding and before we left the groom's dad said henceforth you will be known to my family as sophie who did the worm
September 24, 2023 at 3:07 PM
got a bit tipsy and did the worm at my friend's wedding and before we left the groom's dad said henceforth you will be known to my family as sophie who did the worm