Just a heads up, I'm thinking this isn't you.

Nah, this freak isn't nuts..

Yikes?
So I says to myself, go ahead, live on a sailboat on Chesapeake Bay, it'll be fun.
Here's to hoping she misses the islands and East Coast and harms no one.🫰

Hey Google, is it normal to go to sleep in America and wake up in 1930's Germany?

Convince me these unending follows aren't Elmo attempting to disrupt bluesky.

I'm pretty sure if I mounted this guy at the top of my mast the birds would no longer gather to poop on my deck.

You doing ok America?
Surely you jest.

First, they wouldn't replace my phone.
Finally sent me a replacement, not 1, but 2 identical phones.
Which I thought was incredibly stupid, until I realized that with 2 phones there's always someone immediately available for phone sex.

Soo... What are you wearing?
I feel like I know you already.

I'd use two cups and a string before I'd ever use musks starlink.

So I says to myself, look it up, a different perspective, go ahead, it'll be healthy...