jesus christ.

couldn't even be arsed to look at the whole bruegel painting.

The Grey Madam.

I remember Baghdad Bob, so when it comes to the subject of Astonishingly Brazen Official Denial, I can imagine quite a bit.

oh, remotely touch deez nuts.

A very seasonal but otherwise-infallible method for trolling people who live close to a Great Lake.
Eventually one of us will snap and unleash a mariah carey / gordon lightfoot mashup that will cause the listener's head to explode like the alien invaders in Mars Attacks!

The Atari E.T. cartridges of the 2020s.

eight democrats who are all either retiring or not up for reelection, so they can't be held responsible by their constituencies in any material/legal way for this decision they've just made to kill 50K+ Americans per year so that billionaires can hoard more.
wacky times!!

or one might say "the intended function of the Democrats is that they occupy the space where an actual opposition party should be."

I think Laura's real killer was the friends we made along the way.

twin peaks teased WHAT

Ah, The Economist, that famous megaphone through which Britain's moneyed class constantly screams "we are unapologetic bigoted Nazis and we dare you peasant scum to do anything about it."

Cuomoricana, the rapey subgenre of fake-indie alt country.
Play me Summer of '69 and GFY.

"Oi! Elise! You are RUBBIIIISH"

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