BLUkE SKYwalker
@toutsuite.bsky.social
Dyed in the wool Democrat. We have to stop praying for some sort of miracle and get to work. This is real. It's happening. The only way out is through.
The real crime here is Trump making a mockery of the storied FIFA Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 6:15 PM
The real crime here is Trump making a mockery of the storied FIFA Peace Prize.
Gentle reminder the laziest way for big accounts on Bluesky to drive engagement is nonstop posting that everything is awful and there is no hope. That doesn’t make it true. They’re wrong about a lot of stuff but that matters as much to them as it does to Trump. They’ll just keep on going.
December 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Gentle reminder the laziest way for big accounts on Bluesky to drive engagement is nonstop posting that everything is awful and there is no hope. That doesn’t make it true. They’re wrong about a lot of stuff but that matters as much to them as it does to Trump. They’ll just keep on going.
Every phone call in The Beast In Me is: “I can’t tell you right now. But I’ll tell you later today when for sure I’ll still be alive.”
December 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Every phone call in The Beast In Me is: “I can’t tell you right now. But I’ll tell you later today when for sure I’ll still be alive.”
Every time someone posts that they don’t use Spotify, I install it on another device, even if it means paying for another account. There’s only one way to stop me from doing this.
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Every time someone posts that they don’t use Spotify, I install it on another device, even if it means paying for another account. There’s only one way to stop me from doing this.
VERY highly placed sources are saying they're having trouble locating a turkey convicted of sex trafficking for Trump to pardon next week.
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
VERY highly placed sources are saying they're having trouble locating a turkey convicted of sex trafficking for Trump to pardon next week.
Really enjoying @realgdt.bsky.social’s Frankenstein.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Really enjoying @realgdt.bsky.social’s Frankenstein.
Welcome to the beginning of the end of the Trump Era.
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Welcome to the beginning of the end of the Trump Era.
Why are democrats determined to stick with the “Shreveport, LA (Johnson’s district) has a higher crime rate than Chicago” message? It’s such a loser argument. No one is calculating percentages when Shreveport had 52 homicides in 2024 while Chicago had 573.
October 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Why are democrats determined to stick with the “Shreveport, LA (Johnson’s district) has a higher crime rate than Chicago” message? It’s such a loser argument. No one is calculating percentages when Shreveport had 52 homicides in 2024 while Chicago had 573.
Fox News hosts throwing their Kimmel talking points in the garbage and printing out the latest on Portland.
September 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Fox News hosts throwing their Kimmel talking points in the garbage and printing out the latest on Portland.
And what caused autism before the invention of Tylenol? Why, witches of course.
September 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
And what caused autism before the invention of Tylenol? Why, witches of course.
All anti-Newsom posters are looking for clicks and nothing more. They don’t give a shit about the disadvantaged and shouldn’t be listened to.
August 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
All anti-Newsom posters are looking for clicks and nothing more. They don’t give a shit about the disadvantaged and shouldn’t be listened to.
Among all the other awfulness Trump has inflicted on the country and world, turning law enforcement into the biggest crybabies on the planet is right up there. Driving their big tanks, wearing their masks and Kevlar when walking through sunlit parks while people jog by, and now this garbage.
Man Charged With Assaulting Federal Agent With Sandwich in D.C.
www.nytimes.com
August 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Among all the other awfulness Trump has inflicted on the country and world, turning law enforcement into the biggest crybabies on the planet is right up there. Driving their big tanks, wearing their masks and Kevlar when walking through sunlit parks while people jog by, and now this garbage.
If the Democrats’ best answer to Trump federalizing local police is to point at statistics indicating crime is actually down, let’s just fold up shop now.
August 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If the Democrats’ best answer to Trump federalizing local police is to point at statistics indicating crime is actually down, let’s just fold up shop now.
Was it 8? 20? Romanians? Black? What's important is this for sure happened and however you paint it Big Balls is a hero. Let's just make sure we all acknowledge that and stop worrying about small details like nothing else about the story making any sense at all.
August 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Was it 8? 20? Romanians? Black? What's important is this for sure happened and however you paint it Big Balls is a hero. Let's just make sure we all acknowledge that and stop worrying about small details like nothing else about the story making any sense at all.
Dodgers officially the first team with a Freeman/Friedman/Freeland combo. Why am I just hoping @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com sees this?
July 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Dodgers officially the first team with a Freeman/Friedman/Freeland combo. Why am I just hoping @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com sees this?
People come in all shapes and sizes and I for one am sick of it.
July 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
People come in all shapes and sizes and I for one am sick of it.
The Old Guard 2: The Older Guard. They’re back and they’re having trouble remembering what they came back for.
July 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The Old Guard 2: The Older Guard. They’re back and they’re having trouble remembering what they came back for.
Can someone please help me forget how to ride a bike?
July 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Can someone please help me forget how to ride a bike?
If “just doing your job” means ripping mothers away from their babies, then GET A DIFFERENT JOB. Chipotle pays $20+/hr here in California. People fucking love their food. They’ll be making videos about how great your burritos are, not about how you’re a fascist. Doesn’t that sound better?
June 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
If “just doing your job” means ripping mothers away from their babies, then GET A DIFFERENT JOB. Chipotle pays $20+/hr here in California. People fucking love their food. They’ll be making videos about how great your burritos are, not about how you’re a fascist. Doesn’t that sound better?
They got the fruit vendor outside Trader Joe’s in my neighborhood today. And the workers at the car wash next to it. So, you know, that area is safe now. And those jobs are open to any white Americans who want them (zero). I wonder how many thousands of dollars that operation alone cost.
June 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
They got the fruit vendor outside Trader Joe’s in my neighborhood today. And the workers at the car wash next to it. So, you know, that area is safe now. And those jobs are open to any white Americans who want them (zero). I wonder how many thousands of dollars that operation alone cost.
Today’s market collapse brought to you by everyone having a great time with TACO memes.
May 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Today’s market collapse brought to you by everyone having a great time with TACO memes.
All set for a Naked Gun remake.
“HEY! It’s the Pope! LEE-OH! LEE-OH! LEE-OH!”
“HEY! It’s the Pope! LEE-OH! LEE-OH! LEE-OH!”
May 9, 2025 at 5:54 AM
All set for a Naked Gun remake.
“HEY! It’s the Pope! LEE-OH! LEE-OH! LEE-OH!”
“HEY! It’s the Pope! LEE-OH! LEE-OH! LEE-OH!”
Just finished The Four Seasons. When we talk about comedy greats we have to put Fey with all three Brooks (Mel, Albert, and James L) in terms of having a distinctive voice across a broad range and a record of nonstop bangers. Can’t think of anything she’s done I haven’t loved.
May 8, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Just finished The Four Seasons. When we talk about comedy greats we have to put Fey with all three Brooks (Mel, Albert, and James L) in terms of having a distinctive voice across a broad range and a record of nonstop bangers. Can’t think of anything she’s done I haven’t loved.
"I thought these higher prices on Amazon were due to Trump's tariffs, but now that I know Amazon has partnered with a Chinese propaganda arm, the prices seem the as they've always been to me."
April 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"I thought these higher prices on Amazon were due to Trump's tariffs, but now that I know Amazon has partnered with a Chinese propaganda arm, the prices seem the as they've always been to me."
