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Unexpected item in the bagging area. Aged gayer, often found in the buff with a book.
Mags: Death on the Nile, Evil Under the Sun, Quartet, Lady in the Van, Marigold Hotel 1/2...
December 1, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I'd say Maggie Smith but that means I'd be saddled with a load of Harry Potter crap. If I can use those to scare birds off my growing seedlings I'll be fine.

Maybe Emma Thompson.
December 1, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I'll be there for a couple of weeks from January 2nd. Get the sunshine ready for me!
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Fixed it
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Majestic herds of wildebeest sweeping across the Serengeti?
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If an item is scanned but the scales don't feel the weight of the object, staff are notified. All you're doing is shoplifting. It's nothing to be proud of.
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Settlers of Catan
Zombie Dice
British Bulldog
Dobble
Qbert
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Introducing myself with 5 animals I've seen in the wild:

Echidna
Cheetah
Whale shark
Lilac Breasted Roller
Beaver
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"Daddy or chips?"
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
No one ever mentions The Drac Pack, the cartoon adventures of a young vampire and his friends. A werewolf and a Frankenstein's monster if I recall correctly.
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I love this
November 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Crepuscular
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Happy Thursday to thee
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Yaxley Lennox is on the Grindr too
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Same as. And happy to achieve that!
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Rowling should pay a million times more for anything than anyone. Ever
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It's insane. The council tax banding thing is also maddening. Bands mean different things in different places. How's that fair?
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
A FIVE BEDROOM house in Richmond? That's a mansion!
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The answer will always be Clash of the Titans.
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Mine is like a Santa beard now! Snowy white
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 AM