He takes her hand before he nips her fingers at those words

"I normally do, for some reason my little brother thinks salt is sugar.. I think he has issues"

"oh my darling, you both say the most sweetest things"

"and you both call me psychopath, you literally come into my palace just to started me up with afternoon" he yawns "god you both annoying like Feng Xin is when he and Mu Qing are fighting"

He just blinked at her

"Oh it's about that kiss, he started it, it's was why to shut him up"

"what?" He looked like he wasn't in the mood for her childish.

He takes the fan and holds it over his hand "not yours now"

"someone is being a brat"

"make me"

"oh but Shi Wudu, where is the fun in that, she makes such good little sounds, just like Feng Xin's first wife does when she gets stab, it's fun."

Oh sir, really?!

He leans closed with a look in his red eyes as he smirked slightly. "And if I said no"

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