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toucantgirl.bsky.social
ash
@toucantgirl.bsky.social
call me ash, ashley, or dakota :)
bweh... um i liek bugs and birds and flowers and herps.. so if u find som can i look at em?

pfp by bepisode on tumblr

21 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her um dms are open :)
just punched this dumb five year old at work that said haiiiiii misterrr ur pretty but im adowable like ok thanks thanks but fuck you plus misgendering
June 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
my dad is like israel
June 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
this tesla runs over fascists 😤
May 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
when does it get easier
April 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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My favorite Pokemon all look like they don’t have a brain
January 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
like this if youre the most mentally ill out of all your friends ill go first
January 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
yeah ok i got rocks for brains but there's dirt in there too!! and some seeds waiting to bloom...
January 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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🍋🎵 new lemony fresh single!! it's called lemonade!

full ver. on spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3Fc5xs...
youtube: youtu.be/Q8KEmYuY82Y?...

...and everywhere else! just look up little purr man 🐱🎶
December 3, 2024 at 5:48 PM
@magickfart.bsky.social oops i meant what's your favorite flavor of deodorant?
January 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
@magickfart.bsky.social
what's your favorite flower
January 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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i love this website!
January 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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im not calling you that charles
October 19, 2024 at 8:58 PM
i might be bad at ninpek it's still not happening
just went cherry mode on velgress but gilding on ninpek is proving tough
January 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
i forgot to repost on jolly jesus day
calling christmas jolly jesus day
January 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
i will never not be mad that he did politics he coulda jsut been some silly weird reality tv show host and everything would've been ok
January 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
fuckk
you: posts bad

also you: why is nobody replying to my posts

many such cases 🤔🤔
January 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
i got like ten porn bot followers today?? is it because i tweeted the word tits im sorry
January 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
in a dire shortage of lizard pics right meow we need spring immediately 😔
January 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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🇧🇷Guácharo
🌎Steatornis caripensis
Conservação:Pouco Preocupante

O guácharo é uma ave Steatornithiforme da família Steatornithidae.

📷 Debora Francisco #birds
December 28, 2024 at 8:41 AM
if i posted my tits on here would i get more followers
December 28, 2024 at 3:26 AM
drove past a hospital with a tiny billboard showing newborns but the screen was like glitched so it was like:
"Fernando 🥰"
December 18, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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personality test came thru, it came back negative
November 28, 2024 at 8:31 PM
iq test came thru, solidly below average
November 28, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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people would rather align with Israel than a woman who has cheated on a guy named Josh
October 7, 2023 at 7:54 PM
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thank you i also bought this mug yesterday from 1978 and drank out of it and then i looked it up and it has 10,000x the legal limit of lead and cadmium in it so my brain is probably shot. can’t believe garf would give me lead poisoning
November 5, 2023 at 1:01 AM