collect my zeldas

he's tryin to act so tough

my life is a constant paradox of "oh man i really wanna play *insert video game here*, i'll play it when i get the chance" and then just not playing said game

saw the most ridiculous car at the thanksgiving party.

they turned her into chips

every time i look through bluesky, i cant help but feel like im missing something; something that twitter still has, lunatics. where are the freaks? where are the unhinged folk? all but milquetoast posts, no energy, no love of the sport. with no rightwing nutjobs to laugh at, what am i here for?

pearto

yo i lowkey forgot about bluesky, but thats mostly cause i dont use social media i swear. its not you, its me.

hoooly shit

doing my part to release this invasive species into a new habitat

oomf is pearto

@ultimis.bsky.social you know that just putting me as oomf in ur bio doesnt really communicate our relationship that well to others right

first few posts i see upon joining are cat pictures, already off to a better start.