JR
@totototodayjr.bsky.social
a lawyer, a Tampa sports fan, but most importantly a menace
My niece… she can’t be real?!
October 8, 2023 at 11:19 PM
My niece… she can’t be real?!
Why is preparing for a one hour CLE presentation in front of a bunch of lawyers astronomically worse than prepping for trial lmao
September 21, 2023 at 2:07 PM
Why is preparing for a one hour CLE presentation in front of a bunch of lawyers astronomically worse than prepping for trial lmao
Over the next three months I will be in Prague, Munich, NYC, Puerto Rico, Tampa, Madrid, Atlanta, Savannah, and Tampa again. When I type that out it actually looks more manageable than it felt in my brain Lmao
September 20, 2023 at 8:30 PM
Over the next three months I will be in Prague, Munich, NYC, Puerto Rico, Tampa, Madrid, Atlanta, Savannah, and Tampa again. When I type that out it actually looks more manageable than it felt in my brain Lmao
The way I cannot rely for one second on some of my support staff is fucking exhausting.
September 20, 2023 at 6:19 PM
The way I cannot rely for one second on some of my support staff is fucking exhausting.
I am so grateful for whoever decided to one day aggressively start advertising avocados to us Whites because wow I LOVE avocados.
September 19, 2023 at 4:16 PM
I am so grateful for whoever decided to one day aggressively start advertising avocados to us Whites because wow I LOVE avocados.
Sorry I am back I really need to stop tweeting but it’s an addiction to the bad place
September 19, 2023 at 12:33 PM
Sorry I am back I really need to stop tweeting but it’s an addiction to the bad place
All I wanted to do today was veg out and watch golf and Mother Nature said no
August 27, 2023 at 6:45 PM
All I wanted to do today was veg out and watch golf and Mother Nature said no
You can’t not love Viktor Hovland
August 20, 2023 at 9:54 PM
You can’t not love Viktor Hovland
This weekend I bought another band for my engagement ring and wedding band and I can’t stop staring at it lmao. A WORK OF ART.
August 14, 2023 at 7:17 PM
This weekend I bought another band for my engagement ring and wedding band and I can’t stop staring at it lmao. A WORK OF ART.
Sometimes I forget how psychotic people think I am when I tell them I work out at 5:30 AM lmao
August 10, 2023 at 4:36 PM
Sometimes I forget how psychotic people think I am when I tell them I work out at 5:30 AM lmao
I am toxic because I can’t admit in real life when I’m tired or doing too much but I will announce it on my semi anon social media accounts Lmao
August 10, 2023 at 12:48 PM
I am toxic because I can’t admit in real life when I’m tired or doing too much but I will announce it on my semi anon social media accounts Lmao
And of course today is the day CIOX wants to fuck with me about a $2k invoice for medical records like please I am begging for the day I find a reason to sue them DO NOT TRY ME TODAY
August 9, 2023 at 8:30 PM
And of course today is the day CIOX wants to fuck with me about a $2k invoice for medical records like please I am begging for the day I find a reason to sue them DO NOT TRY ME TODAY
Every single one of my impatient clients has contacted me or attempted to contact me today and I think this is where I need a Xanax
August 9, 2023 at 6:42 PM
Every single one of my impatient clients has contacted me or attempted to contact me today and I think this is where I need a Xanax
My husband won’t let me buy MLB TV
August 8, 2023 at 11:05 PM
My husband won’t let me buy MLB TV
Lowe’s the grocery store has an unbelievable individual chicken pot pie
August 8, 2023 at 9:47 PM
Lowe’s the grocery store has an unbelievable individual chicken pot pie
At the eye doctor and I hate coming to the eye doctor and it appears I am really going blind in this right eye!!!!
August 8, 2023 at 7:40 PM
At the eye doctor and I hate coming to the eye doctor and it appears I am really going blind in this right eye!!!!
A live in a state that does not allow for attorney conducted voir dire and every time I’m reading a book or listening to a podcast and they go on and on about the importance of voir diré I die a little inside 🥲
August 8, 2023 at 12:30 AM
A live in a state that does not allow for attorney conducted voir dire and every time I’m reading a book or listening to a podcast and they go on and on about the importance of voir diré I die a little inside 🥲
My power just went out so now I’m grumpy
August 7, 2023 at 10:59 PM
My power just went out so now I’m grumpy
I’ve gotten a lot of stuff done today it just might not be what I needed to get done lmao
August 7, 2023 at 5:38 PM
I’ve gotten a lot of stuff done today it just might not be what I needed to get done lmao
My friends who follow the Instagram I started for my firm and hype it up >>>>>
August 6, 2023 at 7:09 PM
My friends who follow the Instagram I started for my firm and hype it up >>>>>
I’m feeling exhausted after a 3 day conference and a personal best two weeks at work so I am NOT going into work this morning as planned and I am going to tell my mom so she tells me how great I am at work life balance and how I deserve a nappy
August 6, 2023 at 12:24 PM
I’m feeling exhausted after a 3 day conference and a personal best two weeks at work so I am NOT going into work this morning as planned and I am going to tell my mom so she tells me how great I am at work life balance and how I deserve a nappy
The other day after mediation my client told me I had an innocent face and it’s deceiving lmao
August 2, 2023 at 5:13 PM
The other day after mediation my client told me I had an innocent face and it’s deceiving lmao
I have to pack for another conference and I just am hurting. I cannot pack. It’s too much packing.
August 1, 2023 at 10:24 PM
I have to pack for another conference and I just am hurting. I cannot pack. It’s too much packing.
Mediation Monday let’s get this bread !!!!!
July 31, 2023 at 1:48 PM
Mediation Monday let’s get this bread !!!!!
