Our founding fathers did not fight for our freedom just for you to get a small buzz today
July 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Our founding fathers did not fight for our freedom just for you to get a small buzz today
Apple's autocorrect is actually garbage
June 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Apple's autocorrect is actually garbage
Do you ever miss the door knob and slam straight into the door? No? Just me? Ok
April 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Do you ever miss the door knob and slam straight into the door? No? Just me? Ok
Don't you just hate it when an ad is good... like when it makes you want the product? It makes me feel like capitalism is dunking on me
March 31, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Don't you just hate it when an ad is good... like when it makes you want the product? It makes me feel like capitalism is dunking on me
I rarely obsess over a brand, but there's something about Target that gets me so frikin hyped
February 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I rarely obsess over a brand, but there's something about Target that gets me so frikin hyped
I'm on week 2 with no eggs. I'm starting to think I need to get a chicken for a reliable source of eggs
February 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I'm on week 2 with no eggs. I'm starting to think I need to get a chicken for a reliable source of eggs
I'm out here looking for eggs like it's some rare pokemon
January 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I'm out here looking for eggs like it's some rare pokemon
Not even 1 month into 2025 and I've already had to use like 10 bandaids
January 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Not even 1 month into 2025 and I've already had to use like 10 bandaids
Something about cutting a sandwich in half diagonally makes it taste sooooo much better
January 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Something about cutting a sandwich in half diagonally makes it taste sooooo much better
It's always so embarrassing when I, a full grown adult, struggle to open a child-proof lock.
January 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It's always so embarrassing when I, a full grown adult, struggle to open a child-proof lock.
She's a 10 but I bug her
January 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
She's a 10 but I bug her
Love lowers IQs it's scientifically proven
January 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Love lowers IQs it's scientifically proven
Oreos really nailed it
January 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Oreos really nailed it