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I understand the motivation. What I don't understand is the malevolence.
Private health insurance in Australia is beyond a joke.

My insurer has a rewards program.

What does that mean? I get a free toaster with my hip replacement?
December 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
The Fifa peace prize looks like it was modeled on a cringing planet.

Which is apt.
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I hope my tax dollars weren’t involved in this tackiness …
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
White/Yellow pages still being printed and delivered.

Down to 100 pages. Combined.
October 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM
The real trouble will start when they stop wearing masks.
September 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Would you categorise this as an ‘urgent safety recall,’ or an opportunity for the Mazda dealer to change the oil for $500?

That’s about what they charge to change oil.
September 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Star recruit.
September 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
That photo is captioned differently on the NY Post website.

nypost.com/2025/09/13/u...
September 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
But, that’s not actually how the photo is captioned on the NY Post website …
September 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
When it comes to trimming parrot beaks, our vet is an artist.
August 29, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Fairytales often have bad endings.

No fairytale is more deserving of a bad ending than this one.
August 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
War criminals in cars getting coffee.
August 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Lotus flowers, Shikoku temple
August 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This guy needs to be on the next flight home.
July 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
One of these men is not an idiot.
July 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
26 years of mortgage repayments ends in a text message.

Not even a ‘Thank you for the interest.’
July 16, 2025 at 9:23 AM
This is perseverance.
July 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
When you have one of your own feathers on your head … but you don’t know it.
July 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Hat tip to Australia Post.

What a thoughtful initiative!
June 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The Guardian readers are the best.
June 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Laugh or cry. Those are your choices.
June 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
When a reputable company makes a high quality product, but sells it with a pump delivery system that leaves about 20% in the bottom of the bottle … because the pump tube is too damn short.😡
May 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Youngest son made Katsu Curry カツカレー for Mother’s Day.🥰
May 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
April 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Not good enough.

The travel advisory for Australian citizens planning to visit the United States needs to be updated to ‘Do not travel’.
April 6, 2025 at 6:09 AM