Me every time I go number 2

Do not purchase a mastiff.

I know you’re all raging about #NintendoSwitch2 games costing £75/$80, but I had to spend £85 GBP ($207USD in today’s money) to get games from Dixons in 1995, and you didn’t hear me crying about it.

Partially because it was my dad who had to buy them for Santa to wrap

Whilst I AM enjoying #avowed , I'm getting increasingly perturbed by how many skeletons, bandits and nightmare beasts yield pocketfuls of stew when defeated.

Call me old-fashioned, but back in MY day, we carried our thick meat soups in our shoes

My Wispa Bites have nae middle

Bloody w___a bites

We're playing #warhammer #spacemarine2 right now, and whilst Iz and Will are marvelling at the skull-stomping action, the crispy graphics and the terrifying enemies, I'm sat repeatedly asking - NON-RHETORICALLY - how crap it'd be to be an Ultramarine's downstairs neighbour

The #MarvelRivals splash screen is absolutely GORGEOUS and the artist is PHENOMENALLY talented, but every time it pops up, I can’t NOT see Magneto’s CRAZY 80S GUY BONITIS FINGERS

Today marks six months since I had to say goodbye forever to my best friend in the world, and not a day has passed without my heart aching.

I miss you, Medo.

You know what makes me want to MURDER A PERSON?

Amazon Prime Video's profile selection screen. "New" option.

THESE SINGLE WHITE PIXELS

My new #Samsung #s25ultra aggressively pushes "on-device generative AI photo fixing."

Well, call me old-fashioned, but I don't think this is objectively "fixed," "good," or "worth all the global warming."

Could we not just have better cameras or something

I'm getting my #s25ultra today - why do they keep trying to sell phones with AI features? Nobody wants those outside of the board of 75-y-old shareholders.

Tell you a feature I DO want - give me a phone that can be drooled on by a mastiff and the screen not go DRRRTDrrTTDrrrTt

We have this and the name - the concept - absolutely enrages me. 1001 WHAT? Stain types? I'm not certain there ARE that many types of stain, without cheating by doubling up ("runny dog s**t," "chunky dog s**t," and so forth).

1001 PURPOSES? CLEANING ✅️
MILK REPLACEMENT IN HOT CHOCOLATE❌️

#indiedev pals, at which point in development is best to show off your game?

I've shown off games early, with whitebox... & hype was either nonexistent, due to rudimentary assets, or died off before release.

I've showed off close to release, & hype couldn't build in time.

What're your thoughts?

Coach doesn't care that he has OXYMORON TREATS

Hiya, #gamedev budderoonies, vagabonds and general wastrels!

I'm here now, so the party can...

well, it can continue as normal as I surreptitiously sidle into the kitchen to pet your dog