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Totes McGotes
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I must remain anonymous on here for work reasons. You’re looking at my cat.
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Every day another wonderful secret
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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It is now illegal to disagree with the president
November 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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These are real, unaltered screenshots:
October 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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The fascists are as boring and stupid in the 21st century as they were in the 20th
A Homeland Security tweet in which Merry from Lord of the Rings says “there won’t be a shire, Pippin” A Homeland Security tweet with a photo of Mel Gibson from The Patriot that just reads “send them back” A Homeland Security tweet that shows the Nine Ringwraiths closing in and reads “the enemies are at the gates” which makes no fucking sense because what gates? absolute fucking goons
October 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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This fucking guy makes my job so much harder
October 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Stormfront from The Boys
October 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Incredible posting, sir
A post with two typos on ExTwitter from Elon Musk that reads “Sometimes I say things so profound that people that it’s stupid. And sometimes I say things so stupid that people thinks it’s profound.”
September 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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We moved further into South Philly. Pretty 360 degree view from our rooftop. That’s Citizens Bank Park there at the end!
September 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Happy first birthday to my son, the world’s number one baby!
September 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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August 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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The @theonion.com fake ads don’t miss
Phony ad in the print edition of The Onion: the company Covenant Eyes saying “We know about your secret iPad, Mike Johnson.”
July 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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My beautiful wife and son enjoying a picnic. Philly has wonderful parks!
July 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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This fuckin bozo
July 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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July 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Tybalt says hi everyone
July 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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July 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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June 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Omg ExTwitter has gone even more insane
June 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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June 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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The maniacs on exTwitter have finally decided what “woke” means and it’s even dumber than you’d imagined:
A post from Conceptual James Lindsay on exTwitter in which he says “Woke means having a critical consciousness. That’s the only thing it means. Nothing more, nothing less.”
May 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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The current state of two social media sites:
May 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Priest who said this knows the new Pope!
Father Paul from St. Paul’s in South Philly with the new Pope
May 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Extwitter is just this shit now
A post on X of a woman crying with the caption “just got robbed $1550 within 10 minutes of landing in Nice, France” and then the dumbest person on earth replying “@gork what happened?”
May 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM