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@totepfan.bsky.social
i like bunnies and kittens and flowers and strawberries
to the lady who took my strawberry matcha, i put five tabs of acid in that shit and you will meet god today 🫶
March 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
to the lady who took my strawberry matcha, i put five tabs of acid in that shit and you will meet god today 🫶
only took a month for one of these to be true 🫶 im on a good luck streak
excited for three months from now when my parents have disowned me and also eggs are $50
March 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
only took a month for one of these to be true 🫶 im on a good luck streak
might push everyone away and make the burden my own to bear today
March 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
might push everyone away and make the burden my own to bear today
most nightmarish ending to the night possible just occurred now i must abuse substances and get worse for at least the next three days 🫶
March 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
most nightmarish ending to the night possible just occurred now i must abuse substances and get worse for at least the next three days 🫶
older woman at work i have a crush on finally gave me her number except she's moving to oregon im gonna set the world on fire
March 12, 2025 at 6:05 AM
older woman at work i have a crush on finally gave me her number except she's moving to oregon im gonna set the world on fire
had a matcha so bad its got me wondering where i went wrong in life
March 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
had a matcha so bad its got me wondering where i went wrong in life
she is NOT going to fix you bro 🤣🤣🤣
March 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
she is NOT going to fix you bro 🤣🤣🤣
me and this creature are connected telepathically
March 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
me and this creature are connected telepathically
replaying life is strange. im sure this will fix me and. not make me worse 🙂↕️
February 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
replaying life is strange. im sure this will fix me and. not make me worse 🙂↕️
i have had the urge to watch treehouse masters for like the last four years but have never once satiated this desire because. what if i watch it and it is actually not as good as i remember and i am just nostalgic and then everything comes crashing down.
February 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i have had the urge to watch treehouse masters for like the last four years but have never once satiated this desire because. what if i watch it and it is actually not as good as i remember and i am just nostalgic and then everything comes crashing down.
a girls worst enemy is the bitch printer god put into her life
February 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
a girls worst enemy is the bitch printer god put into her life
might fuck around and eat 20 grapes today
February 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
might fuck around and eat 20 grapes today
"omg youre so ramona flowers jane from breaking bad " what if i had. a 1000lb hammer and also 5 bombs and i just killed you right now.
February 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"omg youre so ramona flowers jane from breaking bad " what if i had. a 1000lb hammer and also 5 bombs and i just killed you right now.
sit with my thoughts for longer than thrity seconds challenge go
February 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
sit with my thoughts for longer than thrity seconds challenge go
i cant let my mid ass white dude opps be better than me i have to start lifting
February 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
i cant let my mid ass white dude opps be better than me i have to start lifting
soup bringing me back from the worlds most eternal dissociative episode mmmmm souppppppp yum am i even human
February 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
soup bringing me back from the worlds most eternal dissociative episode mmmmm souppppppp yum am i even human
abusing substances in the morning to get the day started right 🙌
February 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
abusing substances in the morning to get the day started right 🙌
showing up to the function with wet hair is embarrassing as hell dude
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
showing up to the function with wet hair is embarrassing as hell dude
silicon valley gotta be like actual hell at this point
February 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
silicon valley gotta be like actual hell at this point
emotionally neglectful parents be like "NOO DONT GET. TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS!!!!! YOU WILL RUIN YOUR LIEF!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭" like you already did that for me brah 🤣🤣🤣
February 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
emotionally neglectful parents be like "NOO DONT GET. TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS!!!!! YOU WILL RUIN YOUR LIEF!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭" like you already did that for me brah 🤣🤣🤣
i want. bekfast. now.
February 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i want. bekfast. now.
todays bluesky tl scroll was a bit.... disappointing. the next time i log on i'd BETTER see women kissing eachother. or else.
February 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
todays bluesky tl scroll was a bit.... disappointing. the next time i log on i'd BETTER see women kissing eachother. or else.
need to buy a printer and then . it will all be okay
February 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
need to buy a printer and then . it will all be okay