Totally Real News
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We're a group of broadcast professionals who began presenting satiric takes on the news on Twitter in 2016, but rapidly evolved into a humor-based resistance account. Currently oscillating between the two like Elon Musk after a Ketamine hit.
October 31, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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ICE GOONS hanging out in the lobby of Glendale Memorial Hospital
July 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
ICE GOONS hanging out in the lobby of Glendale Memorial Hospital
A #TRN classic from our deleted Twitter account.
#TotallyRealNews #irony #MAGA #WontGetFooledAgain #Ironic #MoresoAfterTheyDidItAgain
#TotallyRealNews #irony #MAGA #WontGetFooledAgain #Ironic #MoresoAfterTheyDidItAgain
June 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
A #TRN classic from our deleted Twitter account.
#TotallyRealNews #irony #MAGA #WontGetFooledAgain #Ironic #MoresoAfterTheyDidItAgain
#TotallyRealNews #irony #MAGA #WontGetFooledAgain #Ironic #MoresoAfterTheyDidItAgain
Senator Mullin dropped this #CognitiveDissonance bomb on "State of the Union" with Dana Bash this morning:
June 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Senator Mullin dropped this #CognitiveDissonance bomb on "State of the Union" with Dana Bash this morning:
Explaining the current situation to non-Americans...
June 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Explaining the current situation to non-Americans...
A TRN classic from 2019 when Twitter was a viable social platform:
May 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
A TRN classic from 2019 when Twitter was a viable social platform:
Viral Video has emerged of #Pope #LeoXIV attending the 2005 #WorldSeries
TRN Sports has been unable to confirm the identity of the new Pope's fellow attendee, but decidedly have the impression he has stuffed a few guys into car trunks.
TRN Sports has been unable to confirm the identity of the new Pope's fellow attendee, but decidedly have the impression he has stuffed a few guys into car trunks.
May 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Viral Video has emerged of #Pope #LeoXIV attending the 2005 #WorldSeries
TRN Sports has been unable to confirm the identity of the new Pope's fellow attendee, but decidedly have the impression he has stuffed a few guys into car trunks.
TRN Sports has been unable to confirm the identity of the new Pope's fellow attendee, but decidedly have the impression he has stuffed a few guys into car trunks.
BREAKING: In a post- #Conclave interview, Jerusalem Archbishop Pierbattista Pizzaballa announced that, had he been selected as #Pope, he would have chosen the #PapalName Roni I.
The College of Cardinals refused to support a possible Pope Roni Pizzaballa.
The College of Cardinals refused to support a possible Pope Roni Pizzaballa.
May 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
BREAKING: In a post- #Conclave interview, Jerusalem Archbishop Pierbattista Pizzaballa announced that, had he been selected as #Pope, he would have chosen the #PapalName Roni I.
The College of Cardinals refused to support a possible Pope Roni Pizzaballa.
The College of Cardinals refused to support a possible Pope Roni Pizzaballa.
BREAKING NEWS: A new Pope has been elected. Chicago-born Robert Prevost becomes Leo XIV, and the first American-born Pope.
The College of Cardinals has already announced that if the White Sox salvage a winning record this season, it will count as the first miracle towards canonization.
The College of Cardinals has already announced that if the White Sox salvage a winning record this season, it will count as the first miracle towards canonization.
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
BREAKING NEWS: A new Pope has been elected. Chicago-born Robert Prevost becomes Leo XIV, and the first American-born Pope.
The College of Cardinals has already announced that if the White Sox salvage a winning record this season, it will count as the first miracle towards canonization.
The College of Cardinals has already announced that if the White Sox salvage a winning record this season, it will count as the first miracle towards canonization.
TRN WX: A firm yet supple pair of low pressure systems settle over the country tomorrow, creating absolutely beautiful weather for sunbathing or enjoying a Dolly Parton album. Don't be a boob, get out and enjoy it!
#MayIsBustingOutAllOver
#MayIsBustingOutAllOver
May 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
TRN WX: A firm yet supple pair of low pressure systems settle over the country tomorrow, creating absolutely beautiful weather for sunbathing or enjoying a Dolly Parton album. Don't be a boob, get out and enjoy it!
#MayIsBustingOutAllOver
#MayIsBustingOutAllOver
What is the difference between a meeting and a conference?
Is it the length of time? Number of attendees? Necessity of travel?
Is it the length of time? Number of attendees? Necessity of travel?
May 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
What is the difference between a meeting and a conference?
Is it the length of time? Number of attendees? Necessity of travel?
Is it the length of time? Number of attendees? Necessity of travel?
TRN WEATHER:
One of our departing meteorologists used the phrase "...Our jetstream looking like the Greek letter Omega..."
And, damn, I'm going to miss his unfailing faith in the intellect of the average community member.
One of our departing meteorologists used the phrase "...Our jetstream looking like the Greek letter Omega..."
And, damn, I'm going to miss his unfailing faith in the intellect of the average community member.
May 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
TRN WEATHER:
One of our departing meteorologists used the phrase "...Our jetstream looking like the Greek letter Omega..."
And, damn, I'm going to miss his unfailing faith in the intellect of the average community member.
One of our departing meteorologists used the phrase "...Our jetstream looking like the Greek letter Omega..."
And, damn, I'm going to miss his unfailing faith in the intellect of the average community member.
TRN SPORTS: The Chicago White Sox unveiled their City Connect unis for 2025 this week. Reaction was swift and strong.
May 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
TRN SPORTS: The Chicago White Sox unveiled their City Connect unis for 2025 this week. Reaction was swift and strong.
It's amazing how many quotes from this era are finding new life with the present administration:
April 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It's amazing how many quotes from this era are finding new life with the present administration:
THREAD: Damning as this is -- and that is considerable -- what might, finally, take Hegseth down is that during investigation of the previously known Signal chat, SECDEF at some point to make a conscious decision to hide this incredibly relevant information from members of Congress. (1/3)
Hegseth shared detailed military plans in second Signal chat that included his wife and brother | CNN Politics
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth shared detailed plans about a military operation against the Houthis in Yemen on a second Signal group chat that included his wife, lawyer and brother, three people f...
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April 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
THREAD: Damning as this is -- and that is considerable -- what might, finally, take Hegseth down is that during investigation of the previously known Signal chat, SECDEF at some point to make a conscious decision to hide this incredibly relevant information from members of Congress. (1/3)
TRN WEATHER - Sent in by a follower, as seen on WHIO (Dayton, OH) recently:
"Chance for severe storms is a 3 out of five. Not the highest number, but not the lowest either. If I had to rate in on a scale of 1 to 5, I'd give it a three. Three and a half on a good day."
"Chance for severe storms is a 3 out of five. Not the highest number, but not the lowest either. If I had to rate in on a scale of 1 to 5, I'd give it a three. Three and a half on a good day."
April 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
TRN WEATHER - Sent in by a follower, as seen on WHIO (Dayton, OH) recently:
"Chance for severe storms is a 3 out of five. Not the highest number, but not the lowest either. If I had to rate in on a scale of 1 to 5, I'd give it a three. Three and a half on a good day."
"Chance for severe storms is a 3 out of five. Not the highest number, but not the lowest either. If I had to rate in on a scale of 1 to 5, I'd give it a three. Three and a half on a good day."
We've been claiming that the administration is a disease. One of our friends was able to narrow it down further...
April 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
We've been claiming that the administration is a disease. One of our friends was able to narrow it down further...
In this 1987 ad, Nissan offered an incredibly cheap "STD Pickup."
Today, they've announced they're reintroducing this model, renamed the "Lauren Boebert."
Today, they've announced they're reintroducing this model, renamed the "Lauren Boebert."
April 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
In this 1987 ad, Nissan offered an incredibly cheap "STD Pickup."
Today, they've announced they're reintroducing this model, renamed the "Lauren Boebert."
Today, they've announced they're reintroducing this model, renamed the "Lauren Boebert."
This tax day, we're going to celebrate joining Bluesky with this classic tax tweet from our days on the other platform...
April 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This tax day, we're going to celebrate joining Bluesky with this classic tax tweet from our days on the other platform...