guy in the train station this morning looking very stressed out on the phone: “look I just REALLY don’t think that’s gonna be enough cheese!!!” *sighs and shakes his head*

I love days where the timing lines up just right so that u get 2 see both the sunrise & sunset <3

u dont often get 2 give someone a tender warm homecoming & a satisfied sweet farewell all in 24hrs

there might b other ppl u see every day but it’s not nearly as romantic or heady as it is w/ the sun

pretty sure at this point that at least 25% of kelly clarkson’s royalties are from karafun

listing some cool stuff on ebay check it out

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Close reading is for everyone: defector.com/close-readin...

Disgruntled little girl in party dress who is not up for partying, in room w/ too much furniture. And a dog, feeling similarly. In 1878. Wonderful painting by Mary Cassatt, whose day is today.

This is like 90% of life now

hell is kind of the ultimate afters

some life updates ✨🛁🕯️🌴

let’s bring back this kind of behavior

babe…… I think I’m ready……………. (to grow my eyebrows back)

today at karaoke someone was singing shallow by bradley cooper and lady gaga and instead of ‘is there something else you’re searchin’ for” they accidentally sang ‘is there something else you’re stretching for?’ 👏👏👏👏

Piracy is the only sensible choice today.

that’s why u just get a non-kindle e-reader (I like Boox), 🏴‍☠️ and download all your books, and purchase directly from authors you want to support. don’t let kindle unlimited become the spotify of reading!!!!!!!

I love when the writing on the bathroom walls becomes entire reddit threads with everyone adding their opinions and unfiltered drunk ass hot takes <3

some fun recent finds

Damn we're only 20 million away from the amount of records nickelback sold

1 cup of cold brew and I feel Human Again.
2 cups of cold brew and I’m texting all my friends to plan road trips.