Not a Goose
totallynotagoose.bsky.social
Not a Goose
@totallynotagoose.bsky.social
I am certainly, totally, in no way, shape, form, or fashion, a member of the water fowl community, and certainly not that most magnificent of birds the noble and globally respected goose. Any rumors or innuendos of goosiness are false. Not a goose.
Has this cousin-fucker never seen a videotape before? It’s on film.
January 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Also, resistance movements and oil rigs are a fiery combination…
January 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Billions of dollars have been invested in this. These MAGA chuckleheads believe that rich people are all geniuses, but now also believe that they spent billions of dollars on something that doesn’t work? They must really think the American people are stupid.
December 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
(Also, that is a duck, sir.)
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Rigged!
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Even if his brother died, AND the boat was carrying drugs, AND law enforcement is now “war”…

The captured American airmen murdered by Nazis had killed Germans. If you think war crimes are ok if you’ve lost someone close to you in the war… then you think war crimes are ok.
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The answer is simple — and disgusting.

The right sees Trump falling asleep all the time as him just being too good for mundane things like meetings and court. To them, the king shouldn’t be subjected to such things anyway — so if he disdains them by sleeping, all the better.
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Oh no, he had his Legion of Merit, Distinguished Flying Crosses, and Air Medals in the wrong place?

Drunken Pete was a prison guard and paper pusher. He should be smarter than to say anything to the fighter pilot astronaut. But, well, probably not sober enough.
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
He knows his base works off heuristics, not substance — if he says he wants the files released they’ll conclude they’re good for him, and will maintain that conclusion even in the face of actual words on the pages that refute it. They’ll just change the words’ meaning to fit their conclusion.
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Even if this guy weren’t nuttier than squirrel turds, does he even live in NYC?

If not, then how is this even his fuckin’ business? New Yorkers get to decide on their mayor, not this schmuck.

If he does live in NYC, then Delta is ready when he is.
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
He knows the tariffs are going to be struck down by the Supreme Court — gotta give Thomas another RV if he wants to win that one — and so he’s laying the groundwork to either whine that he can’t pay it back because it was sent out to people, or to tell people the Supreme Court took their money.
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Primary all democratic senators, whether they’re part of the Traitorous Eight or not.

And someone needs to mail the Traitorous Eight a set of truck nuts, so that they’ll finally have a pair that isn’t in Trump’s purse.
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Another institution willing to surrender to authoritarianism rather than fight.

The people are increasingly united in opposition.

And we are increasingly alone.

But we will remember — and the institutions that bowed to authority… probably just don’t need to exist anymore.
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
A bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

If these jamokes had been running America in the 1940s, we’d be speaking German right now.

We should mail them a set of balls, see if that helps.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Why would anyone vote for surrender monkeys? Ok, fine, they’re not as bad as the evil people to whom they’re surrendering. But they’re still surrender monkeys — and in some ways the guy who’ll say the right things and then stab you in the back is worse than the guy you know is evil.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
“Trump’s slip on the stairs of Air Force One provides another reason Joe Biden was too old for a second term” — New York Times.
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
We end up in a depression.

“If we didn’t have tariffs we’d have massive food shortages!”

We end up with massive food shortages.

“If we didn’t have tariffs we wouldn’t have rags to wear!”

We have to sell our rags and are naked, broke, and starving.

“It would still be worse with the Democrats!”
November 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Third term, baby!

I mean, I’d rather respect the constitution.

But if it’s Trump again, then give me a Newsom/Obama ticket.
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
People have the power.

For now.

But we’ve given up the media.

We’ve given up law enforcement.

And we’re increasingly giving up the mechanisms of voting.

So the people have the power.

But only if we fight to keep it.
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM