Stapler
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Stapler
@totallylegitwebsite.com
Inanimate object, animal lover. High tech, low life. Too weirdo for the squares, too square for the weirdos.
man, I could really go for some orange juice right now
December 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Are you my mummy?
December 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
█████ !
December 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
undead...undead...undead
December 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Shelters should really stop letting him adopt guardsmen
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?!
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."
November 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Tabarnak!
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I love it when a plan comes together
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
But will it be Amblin Entertainment or The National Lampoon?

Think of how exciting it would be to find out who defends their IP more aggressively!
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM