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M. Simon
@totallygone.bsky.social
X refugee. Raised #E17, schooled #Glasgow, live #Nice06, #France. Lean left, #LGBTQ+++, speak franglais. Woke? Still haven’t slept. Pron: darling 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺
September 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I think it was donated by Archbishop Timothy Dolan, for whom Kirk is a “modern-day St Paul”, and created by the artist that gave us Drowning Jesus.
September 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
July 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
July 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
He seems to have had a thing for skin.
July 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
July 8, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Dear @theonion.com,

Beat this.
July 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
They said they cancelled it bc of Iran but we know the truth.
June 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM
George has been catty since the year . Great to see he’s not lost it.

Forty years ago, he was the first man ever to appear on the cover of Cosmopolitan, when gender-bending raised eyebrows and not blood pressure, and “real women” meant something else entirely.
June 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
June 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
La Place Alziary de Malausséna, Nice.

#Photography
#PurpleFriday
#FlowersonFriday
#Nice06
#France
May 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Your post had me look it up. Tyson has it right; if acts of war involve killing children - as per RFK, or impoverishing workers, as per Musk, we’d be exactly where we are.
May 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
@garrykasparov.bsky.social, now winning the internet.
May 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM
There's still time, indeed.
April 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The Good Book has it:-
April 6, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Hi! Protests made it all the way to #Nice06, where the American community and its friends is with you, dans l’esprit de Liberté, Égalité et Fraternité.
April 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Never mind the penguins. What about that other exotic species, the Kanye?
April 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
March 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Starmer knows his Shakespeare, right enough.

#ScottishPlay
March 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
And excellent healthcare, with little wait time and a choice of specialists. Mais en fait, la sexe sécrète n’est pas “lunchtime”:-
March 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Nail meets head: probably the most accurate description of the current US administration: one of the planet's "shadier mercenary companies".

#Mussayev
February 26, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Illuminating and ironic that #Macron should use “to be frank” — the Orange Peril’s dominion is founded entirely upon lies. (credit, #OED)
February 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
February 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
By coincidence, I passed these today at the market in Ventimiglia, Italy, where they’re known as Cicale di Mare - sea cicadas.
February 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I've interrogated Siri and Alexa and Google for more on this, but it al seems pretty anodyne.
January 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM