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Kyle 🏳️‍🌈
@totally-kyle.bsky.social
gay, tired, etc.

📍Philly
today’s kitchen adventures include a pistachio ricotta cake, honey butter corn soufflé, and sweet potato casserole and I am HUNGRY y’all 🤤
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Drag Race UK judging remains trashhhhh
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
before the meeting / after the meeting
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
🎶 we’ve no time to sit and dither
while her withers wither with her 🎶
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
quick question: when do y’all have time to watch all this stuff?? like how has everyone seen the latest Netflix documentary *and* caught up on the most recent housewives franchise *and* been to the movies multiple times in a month all while working and trying to keep their mortal husks alive??
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
hi can everyone stop yelling for just a sec?
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
y’all I met a cow today & I’ve never been happier 😍
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
hi bloomfs
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
views from the pottery studio rooftop >>>>
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I put the “sylvan” in Pennsylvania

(I really like wood?)
I put the “ew” in New Jersey 😉
I put the “ew” in New York 😞
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
wait y’all was I supposed to vote today
November 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Today is HER day.
November 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
y’all my entire Reels feed is basically just cats, farm animals, and NYC marathon content at this point and like…do I need to run a marathon? or just get more cats?
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Me seeing the sun setting before 6pm
November 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
yes I’m happy for the extra sleep, etc. but can someone please explain this bathroom decor I saw last night at an ice rink in suburban New Jersey? are the people of the great state alright??
November 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
many of you in sexy Halloween costumes and
November 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
you know what’s really spooky? the dirty backgrounds in some of these nudes! go make your bed, you heathens!!
October 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
being gay means taking stupid little selfies when you’re hosting a webinar and everyone’s in breakout rooms 🙂‍↕️
October 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
cute phlebotomist told me I had “great veins” so that’s a high I’ll be riding all week 🥹
October 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I arranged an a cappella version of Chandelier 10 years ago that “went viral” (millions of views, lots of iTunes sales, etc) and it is wild to me that I STILL get emails from people all over the world asking to buy it…like wdym this silly little thing has been seen by people in the Netherlands?? 🤯
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
can’t sleep who’s gonna entertain me with jokes and smooches?
October 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
when everyone’s being cute & flirty online but your edible just kicked in
October 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
lol this didn’t last long
October 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
back in DC and drunk at a Wawa AMA
October 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
never felt more Philly than just now as I drove across the benny frank, pretzel + la colombe coffee in hand, screaming at new jersey drivers to get the hell outta my way 🦅
October 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM