krampus 🌲
@totalitarian33.bsky.social
sweet angel of volleyball and death
if you see my boob sweat stains today at the gym…. no you didn’t 😌
June 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
if you see my boob sweat stains today at the gym…. no you didn’t 😌
what is the funniest word, and why is it bloviate?
June 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
what is the funniest word, and why is it bloviate?
ugh so many people add me on “quick add” on Snapchat just because my Bitmoji is hot
January 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
ugh so many people add me on “quick add” on Snapchat just because my Bitmoji is hot
with all due respect to wiper blade companies, why in the ever loving fuck is there more than one style of wiper blade attachment
December 28, 2024 at 8:02 PM
with all due respect to wiper blade companies, why in the ever loving fuck is there more than one style of wiper blade attachment
my weather app logged me out recently and I certainly don’t know the password so I guess I will not have weather
November 28, 2024 at 4:32 PM
my weather app logged me out recently and I certainly don’t know the password so I guess I will not have weather
voted and then not even two seconds later Satan swooped in and urinated on my ballot, which made it incinerate. just sharing to see if anyone else had the same issue
November 5, 2024 at 6:35 PM
voted and then not even two seconds later Satan swooped in and urinated on my ballot, which made it incinerate. just sharing to see if anyone else had the same issue
my Sexy Treason Halloween costume is complete 🧙♀️
October 17, 2024 at 5:09 PM
my Sexy Treason Halloween costume is complete 🧙♀️
The energy of someone who responds “I’m doing WELL” and really enunciates the L’s to flex their grasp of the English language >>>
respect but also Jesus l
respect but also Jesus l
October 3, 2024 at 6:33 PM
The energy of someone who responds “I’m doing WELL” and really enunciates the L’s to flex their grasp of the English language >>>
respect but also Jesus l
respect but also Jesus l
Lovingly calling people “Ol’ Gray Pubes” on their birthdays should be more socially accepted
September 30, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Lovingly calling people “Ol’ Gray Pubes” on their birthdays should be more socially accepted
threw caution to the wind and made hot dogs in my instant pot
August 7, 2024 at 1:11 AM
threw caution to the wind and made hot dogs in my instant pot
@deadliestginger.bsky.social had a memory resurface this morning of you singing the Ja Rule part of “I’m Real” 😌😌😌
August 2, 2024 at 12:04 PM
@deadliestginger.bsky.social had a memory resurface this morning of you singing the Ja Rule part of “I’m Real” 😌😌😌
@deadliestginger.bsky.social your husband would make a hot DNC nominee
July 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
@deadliestginger.bsky.social your husband would make a hot DNC nominee
if I bring my own trap bar into planet fitness, will they finally ban me?
June 13, 2024 at 12:30 AM
if I bring my own trap bar into planet fitness, will they finally ban me?
I got yelled at pretty badly by an older client at work yesterday so I looked her up today on Facebook, and she is friends with Prince William
June 5, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I got yelled at pretty badly by an older client at work yesterday so I looked her up today on Facebook, and she is friends with Prince William
@deadliestginger did your period arrive
May 25, 2024 at 10:13 PM
@deadliestginger did your period arrive
breaking: all the mean girls from high school already did the turkey trot this morning
November 23, 2023 at 4:30 PM
breaking: all the mean girls from high school already did the turkey trot this morning
@deadliestginger.bsky.social I so want to post it but am I too much???
November 19, 2023 at 6:16 PM
@deadliestginger.bsky.social I so want to post it but am I too much???
love any holiday that can be abbreviated VD
November 11, 2023 at 1:50 PM
love any holiday that can be abbreviated VD
changing my Bitmoji out of the Halloween costume it’s been wearing for the last 31 days 😓
October 31, 2023 at 11:42 PM
changing my Bitmoji out of the Halloween costume it’s been wearing for the last 31 days 😓
can’t wait until I have a partner so I can do the “47 trips around the sun…” posts and people will mistake me for Galileo
October 30, 2023 at 6:31 PM
can’t wait until I have a partner so I can do the “47 trips around the sun…” posts and people will mistake me for Galileo
@deadliestginger.bsky.social received this message today from a random spammer but she has your marshmallow floof, it appears
October 22, 2023 at 9:15 PM
@deadliestginger.bsky.social received this message today from a random spammer but she has your marshmallow floof, it appears