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It's a killer solo.
February 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM
It's a killer solo.
I'm in no way, shape or form envious.
January 24, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I'm in no way, shape or form envious.
*Half-done cheaply and with a f load less hassle (unless someone reads your BS).
January 21, 2026 at 4:21 PM
*Half-done cheaply and with a f load less hassle (unless someone reads your BS).
Pragmatic country my arse. It runs on the dwindling vapours of empire, industrial legacies, Thatcherism and exceptionalism.
January 19, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Pragmatic country my arse. It runs on the dwindling vapours of empire, industrial legacies, Thatcherism and exceptionalism.
Swings and roundabouts: as soon as they hit 10, all dad jokes drive you apart. 6-7!
January 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Swings and roundabouts: as soon as they hit 10, all dad jokes drive you apart. 6-7!
Or at least rename them idiot phones.
January 12, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Or at least rename them idiot phones.
I'm eating the cats, I'm eating the dogs.
January 5, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I'm eating the cats, I'm eating the dogs.
Invade Ghana?
January 5, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Invade Ghana?
You find a rip in the space-time continuum?
December 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You find a rip in the space-time continuum?
And he is actually a witch, so the analogy doesn't work.
December 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
And he is actually a witch, so the analogy doesn't work.
"Fucking bitches" is the obvious translation. It's not as though an English-speaking politician or their partner would never say this.
December 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
"Fucking bitches" is the obvious translation. It's not as though an English-speaking politician or their partner would never say this.
Or *reduce it. The report may say YMS reduces net migration but Naomi Smith, quoted further on, says it makes no difference, which is not what BFB is bothered about anyway.
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Or *reduce it. The report may say YMS reduces net migration but Naomi Smith, quoted further on, says it makes no difference, which is not what BFB is bothered about anyway.
An evil fist in a stupid glove.
December 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
An evil fist in a stupid glove.
But it also makes some people comprehensible and coherent, when they wouldn't be otherwise. Possibly a majority of users, if my misanthropy is correct.
December 9, 2025 at 10:41 AM
But it also makes some people comprehensible and coherent, when they wouldn't be otherwise. Possibly a majority of users, if my misanthropy is correct.
We need them more than they need us, int'it.
Switzerland style would be fine, and I lived the other side of the French border from it for decades. It's fun, novel and effective. They might as well be in the EU. Although the Swiss are in EFTA.
Switzerland style would be fine, and I lived the other side of the French border from it for decades. It's fun, novel and effective. They might as well be in the EU. Although the Swiss are in EFTA.
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
We need them more than they need us, int'it.
Switzerland style would be fine, and I lived the other side of the French border from it for decades. It's fun, novel and effective. They might as well be in the EU. Although the Swiss are in EFTA.
Switzerland style would be fine, and I lived the other side of the French border from it for decades. It's fun, novel and effective. They might as well be in the EU. Although the Swiss are in EFTA.
Come on, think positive.
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Come on, think positive.
Can't be that. Only 19% of those polled oppose rejoining the Customs Union. Similar for the Single Market.
Pretty emphatic.
These are only red lines for extremists.
Pretty emphatic.
These are only red lines for extremists.
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Can't be that. Only 19% of those polled oppose rejoining the Customs Union. Similar for the Single Market.
Pretty emphatic.
These are only red lines for extremists.
Pretty emphatic.
These are only red lines for extremists.
He specifically mentioned red lines (you know, the ones the Tories pulled out of their arses to keep the xenophobes happy). Why he's intent on adhering to them has nothing to do with realism and everything to do with WTAF?
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
He specifically mentioned red lines (you know, the ones the Tories pulled out of their arses to keep the xenophobes happy). Why he's intent on adhering to them has nothing to do with realism and everything to do with WTAF?
Norway/Canada/Saturn + wasn't it?
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Norway/Canada/Saturn + wasn't it?
Crippling customs duty is the BRITISH WAY. Well done Starmer, the Daily Mail definitely loves you now.
December 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Crippling customs duty is the BRITISH WAY. Well done Starmer, the Daily Mail definitely loves you now.
Definitely seen him "conjure" the truth a few times.
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Definitely seen him "conjure" the truth a few times.
Is this tomorrow's paper review?
December 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Is this tomorrow's paper review?
What happened during the revolution was complicated enough. What happened after is pure wtf-ery.
December 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
What happened during the revolution was complicated enough. What happened after is pure wtf-ery.