JaLaRoWa
totalfunction.bsky.social
JaLaRoWa
@totalfunction.bsky.social
Riddles for the modern age.
Just jumpstart the economy, like why haven't you tried this yet
January 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
People in power who fit the vibe
January 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I just don't think a country composed exclusively of army-men will be an attractive tourist destination
January 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Communist revolution: no
Democratic revolution: yes
January 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Fuk oh noooo youtube algorithm got me on that economics vibe shooooot oh noooo I can't believe I'm clicking on this video about gold prices somebody stop meeeee ahhh
January 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
NBA All-star weekend needs more pizzazz. Less kitch, more oomph. Here's another free idea:
Get Edna from "The Incredibles" to lead the creative team. Easy peezy.
January 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
January 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Picture this:

I'm on the mound. Pitching. Batter up! The catcher is my friend (battery).
You're in the stands. Every seat is available. Big big stadium. You could be in 3BA. Try 32AD if you like.
Now you understand.
Niels Bohr is so proud of you 🥲
January 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Federal management of emergency services? Sounds like socialism. I'm more into radical physicalist fundamentalism. It's vintage.
January 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
People are sick of three pointers in the NBA. 41% of shots every game are beyond the arc. Yuck!
They say perhaps the league could move the line back. Meh. I have two ideas for you (for free):
Either change the shot to be worth 2.75pts
Or...
Make the line itself oddly shaped. I'm thinking wavey.
January 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Could it be true that Elon is himself being colonized? What's his diet like anyway?
January 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM