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Previous semi-pro cynic. Now an amateur nihilist. Following AI/ML and INFOSEC.
Wow... Now animal shelters.
Russians just want to win the hearts and minds!
Russians just want to win the hearts and minds!
February 6, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Wow... Now animal shelters.
Russians just want to win the hearts and minds!
Russians just want to win the hearts and minds!
Because this entire war has been reactionary based on the billionaire's whims. Part of the billionaires' 1D chess to game the stock market.
February 6, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Because this entire war has been reactionary based on the billionaire's whims. Part of the billionaires' 1D chess to game the stock market.
Just Russians being Russians. Future training video for Trump's ICE?
February 1, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Just Russians being Russians. Future training video for Trump's ICE?
You can see the driver's side headlight as the vehicle passes. It would not be visible from the angle of the video if there was a real impact. The ICE agent's poor phone got bumped while he was shooting her in the face.
January 17, 2026 at 1:29 AM
You can see the driver's side headlight as the vehicle passes. It would not be visible from the angle of the video if there was a real impact. The ICE agent's poor phone got bumped while he was shooting her in the face.
Always a possibility. I bet there will be honeypots at some point.
January 15, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Always a possibility. I bet there will be honeypots at some point.
What did you mean by the word "the"? Please tell us! 🎤
January 15, 2026 at 9:35 PM
What did you mean by the word "the"? Please tell us! 🎤
Numbers are simple...
a man says make something up in front of a star talk logo
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January 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Numbers are simple...
The latest Russian drone technology.
December 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The latest Russian drone technology.
Don't tell me, Qatar is giving him a "battleship" so he could then fight the Antifas.
a large white yacht is floating in the ocean with a city skyline in the background
ALT: a large white yacht is floating in the ocean with a city skyline in the background
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December 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Don't tell me, Qatar is giving him a "battleship" so he could then fight the Antifas.
Fertilizer is the hot job in Russia these days.
December 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Fertilizer is the hot job in Russia these days.
I think you may have a fundamental misunderstanding of how "sharpshooting" works. It's a war, not a movie. A person on a horse moving at 25mph at 400-600 yards is not an easy task. And you could still hit the horse. Bullets do not move in a straight line. Physics.
I feel bad for the horse, though.
I feel bad for the horse, though.
December 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I think you may have a fundamental misunderstanding of how "sharpshooting" works. It's a war, not a movie. A person on a horse moving at 25mph at 400-600 yards is not an easy task. And you could still hit the horse. Bullets do not move in a straight line. Physics.
I feel bad for the horse, though.
I feel bad for the horse, though.
Sounds like they had the wrong engineers. Choo Choo!
December 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Sounds like they had the wrong engineers. Choo Choo!
"Well, hello..." ~ Trump
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"Well, hello..." ~ Trump
I don't know who's worse, the Democrats or GOP/MAGA.
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I don't know who's worse, the Democrats or GOP/MAGA.
The tiny violin plays for her...
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November 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The tiny violin plays for her...
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Trump forgot that Seth Meyers is why he ran for president after Seth burned him at a White House Correspondents' Dinner.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oT_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oT_...
Meyers Fires at Trump at Correspondents' Dinner
YouTube video by Associated Press
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November 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump forgot that Seth Meyers is why he ran for president after Seth burned him at a White House Correspondents' Dinner.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oT_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oT_...
Dems think gerrymandering is when a guy wanders around.
November 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Dems think gerrymandering is when a guy wanders around.
The Dems don't have the attention span to buckle down, get together, and get it done. They'll wander off into arguments about, hell, I don't know, what color the ramps for disabled trans athletes should be—or Chuck Schumer's book.
October 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
The Dems don't have the attention span to buckle down, get together, and get it done. They'll wander off into arguments about, hell, I don't know, what color the ramps for disabled trans athletes should be—or Chuck Schumer's book.
If "No Kings" needs an explanation, I give it 2 weeks before MAGA comes up with some lamebrain total lack of a definition for it, like they did with "woke".
"Woke is bad", "No Kings is bad", "Trump is my Jesus."
"Woke is bad", "No Kings is bad", "Trump is my Jesus."
a man with a cnn logo in the corner
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October 26, 2025 at 11:09 AM
If "No Kings" needs an explanation, I give it 2 weeks before MAGA comes up with some lamebrain total lack of a definition for it, like they did with "woke".
"Woke is bad", "No Kings is bad", "Trump is my Jesus."
"Woke is bad", "No Kings is bad", "Trump is my Jesus."
Let's all pray for Trump's old shriveled, tiny, mushroom-shaped pecker. May it overcome his paedophilia. All hail the colon polyp! AKA Steven Miller! He's much smarter than Trump anyway. Good thing Miller has him on mind control.
October 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Let's all pray for Trump's old shriveled, tiny, mushroom-shaped pecker. May it overcome his paedophilia. All hail the colon polyp! AKA Steven Miller! He's much smarter than Trump anyway. Good thing Miller has him on mind control.