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Henry Masterson
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That's Headmaster to you n00bs!
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WHAT UP N00BS!

Oh, its OVER for you posers now the Master Man is here!

Ask me stuff here, chumps: totalownage42.tumblr.com/ask
headmaster.straw.page

I'm pretty chill most of the time (UNLESS YOUR A LAME-O CAMPER POSER OR OLD MAN SUMDAC!)

🎁https://throne.com/total_ownage_42

ALWAYS IN CHARACTER!
Fell off my chair
RIP me
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August 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Advertise your account with a gif
August 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Sat here in bed listening to the church bells going BONG

The fact that I'm in bed at 11pm is a freakin' miracle, man. What is this country doing to me?

#henryposting #theheadmasterinengland #TFAHeadmaster
July 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Guess who finally made the Discord that y'all have been bugging me to make.

discord.gg/6EPzJvZT

#HenryMasterson #TFAHeadmaster #Maccadam #Discord
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July 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Kek
July 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Dudes, does this count as touching grass?

(Also it's freakin' 86 degrees with no Aircon anywhere.)

#TFAHeadmaster #HenryMasterson #TheHeadmasterInEngland
#TFAHenryMasterson
July 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Bra

I decided to do something stupid and hopped on a jet to England.

Why is there no stinky air here!?

#TFAHeadmaster #HenryMasterson #TheHeadmasterInEngland
#TFAHenryMasterson
July 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Oh yeah I procrastinated on Swindle repaints by making Slipstream repaints. Here's a TFA version of @ionia.bsky.social based on fanart by @fingerteeths.bsky.social
March 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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mom said its my turn on the xbox
June 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Why have I got a sudden craving for BBQ?

SOMEONE FEED ME!

#henryposting
June 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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June 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
YOOOOOOO
May 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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My warped fucking brain saw Henry Masterson first and got disappointed when I saw it was actually Galactus.
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May 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
HHHHNNNNGHHH
May 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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April 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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April 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
April 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Posting beyblade memes cause I'm definitely not blanking on how to do the social media
April 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Someone tried to give me vegetables.

I totes HMed their house.
April 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Generative AI IS facist.

Like I dunno what to tell you. It's sole purpose is to limit the power of creatives and activists so that the powers in control can ruin the spread of information.

That's...right out of the facist playbook.

There is no ethical use of generative AI. There just isn't.
April 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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We've included a pack of our season 4 Play Renegade adventures in the TTRPGs for Trans Rights: Ohio Bundle! Lots of good stuff in here! 🙌🏳️‍⚧️
TTRPGs for Trans Rights: Ohio is live on @itch.io! For as low as $5, get over $1700 worth of games, zines, digital accessories, and more!

All proceeds benefit @kycohio.bsky.social and @transohio.bsky.social, two organizations doing important work for LGBTQ+ folks in Ohio!

itch.io/b/2946/ttrpg...
April 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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“does anyone else hate wh-“

YES.

ME. I DO. I HATE IT MORE THAN YOU DO.

ITS MY JOB TO HATE THINGS AND ID APPRECIATE IT YOU STAYED IN YOUR LANE.
April 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
F in chat

Pulled a muscle in my eye sneezing
April 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hosed...

This is not cool.
When I left the Washington Post in 2023, my colleagues and I were worried AI would hoover up our work and enable "zombies" to churn out stories based on our reporting and writing styles.

Today WaPo announced a partnership with OpenAI. And here it is: Zombie Gillian Brockell. I DID NOT WRITE THIS.
April 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM