🛡 Jonathan "Swiftblade" Mazuraki 🛠
toswiftblade.bsky.social
🛡 Jonathan "Swiftblade" Mazuraki 🛠
@toswiftblade.bsky.social
"Functionally Insane" Rubber Duck & Professional Troubleshooter
Timelines may involve video games and Disney IPs.
Randomly tweets (possibly nonsensical) things.
Not a scorpion of note...
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So even when a company has no intention of doing monstrous things with your content, you tend to get licenses that let them do so if they want - not out of malice, but out of CYA and resource-management.

/fin
July 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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PS: The amount of text space available in the ALT text window is several times longer than what's available in the standard text field, so even long text passages can be pasted there. If you run out of space, break up the screenshot; it's probably too long at that point for just one post anyway.
April 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It's moments like this that send my sides into orbit, simultaneously torn between "It's just going to be one of THOSE streams/events" and "This is why we need specific hazard/warning signs for 'Excessive Hilarity'"
April 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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What's the federal judge equivalent of a catsplosion?
April 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
We may be approaching [DEEP CONCERN] levels of shenanigans with these games...
April 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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January 31, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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That's what you can expect from now on. Trump will blame every disaster, every dip in the stock market, every fire, every earthquake, every hurricane, every exploding rocket and jackknifed semi, and every failure of his administration on anyone who is not a straight, white Christian male.

2/2
January 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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I have an enduring image in my head of the German people (those who were left) standing in the rubble of their country, invaded, occupied, divided, and looking at each other- "hey fritz, you voted for this guy back in the day- how'd that "make Germany great again" work out for us?"
December 9, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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this really feels less like an analysis of the pardons and more like reporters finally feeling like they have an excuse to voice their personal dislike for biden. which, fair. but like, be honest about it.
December 3, 2024 at 12:37 AM
📌 Don't mind me, just rescoping my timeline for potential bookmarks...
November 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
In Garland's defense (not that there's much point in it anymore), the underlying goal was to build an airtight case that could survive the inevitable appellate scrutiny.
Unfortunately for all of us, everyone on the anti-conservative side miscalculated... on multiple fronts.
November 19, 2024 at 2:01 AM
📌 Don't mind me, just passing through...
November 18, 2024 at 11:45 PM