Really just wanna look good naked tbh

Hi, I’m God.

You all died in 2016.

And yes, this is Hell.

I posted this on a thread in rednote, and a comment I had to translate said: “are you of French descent because you remind me of Mr. Bean” 😀😀😀 the Chinese roasting tf outta me.

Mister Fantastic front and back.

I’m a simple man

Anyone else’s bernedoodle lie around with their paws up?

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

If Jimbo doesn’t dress as Mr. Hankey and perform a holiday tune - Santa skips Christmas.

criminal by britney spears should be played in museums

Christmas is here because it makes us happy.

Just once, I wish my dog would tell me that I'M a good boy.

Christmas tree going up while I study

Vending Machine.

Hey everyone 👋🏼

My name is Jace. New here. Some things about me:

-gamer: Stellaris, Crusader Kings 3, League of Legends, Cities: Skylines, Planet Zoo, Elder Scrolls, Final Fantasy, Pokémon
-nursing student
-Raleigh, NC
-married gay millennial
-fantasy and sci-fi books
-runner

Hoping to connect 😊