-Trump balloons like Violet from Willy Wonka
-Bernie Sanders hits the griddy
-Elon launches himself into space & disappears
-I buy a new hat

My new bois. Moony & Jiji

My town does trunk or treat, and now nobody goes door to anymore. I get it's safer, but there's not even decorations anymore. October is always depressing here cause no one cares about anything except Christmas.