Tory
@torysilver.bsky.social
Love that feeling of digging out something in my ear - wow! Big find today.
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Love that feeling of digging out something in my ear - wow! Big find today.
Any of you pgh folks out there say yeee yeee
November 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Any of you pgh folks out there say yeee yeee
As an upcoming landlord should I require my tenets to attend all of my shows?
September 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
As an upcoming landlord should I require my tenets to attend all of my shows?
My mom said me as a banana bugs her
September 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My mom said me as a banana bugs her
Okay not gonna lie feeling pretty stoked about this
September 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Okay not gonna lie feeling pretty stoked about this
I wonder if when Nicki Minaj goes to France she goes by Nicki Ménage à Trois
September 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I wonder if when Nicki Minaj goes to France she goes by Nicki Ménage à Trois
Couldn’t sleep because I couldn’t for the life of me remember the name of the woman Jack Donaghy sets Liz Lemon up with…THOMAS!! GRETCHEN THOMAS!!
September 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Couldn’t sleep because I couldn’t for the life of me remember the name of the woman Jack Donaghy sets Liz Lemon up with…THOMAS!! GRETCHEN THOMAS!!
Dis bitch wanted to watch snow dogs…now I know why!!
August 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Dis bitch wanted to watch snow dogs…now I know why!!
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August 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Should I put this on my LinkedIn
July 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Should I put this on my LinkedIn
Not feeling well today but I just remembered I’ve only had two cups of coffee and like a bunch of chocolate chips but that can’t be it
July 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Not feeling well today but I just remembered I’ve only had two cups of coffee and like a bunch of chocolate chips but that can’t be it
Whenever I see flies going wild on dog crap I just assume those are the pervy flies
July 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Whenever I see flies going wild on dog crap I just assume those are the pervy flies
I wonder if Caitlyn Clark has ever heard Chicago by Sufjan Stevens
July 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I wonder if Caitlyn Clark has ever heard Chicago by Sufjan Stevens
Been in England a whole day and haven’t seen The Beatles yet
June 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Been in England a whole day and haven’t seen The Beatles yet
Everyone on LinkedIn is like, let me show you just how much I’ve never worked in the service industry
June 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Everyone on LinkedIn is like, let me show you just how much I’ve never worked in the service industry
The birds have been going totally HAM on the bird feeder! It’s like come on girls this economy is in shambles
June 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The birds have been going totally HAM on the bird feeder! It’s like come on girls this economy is in shambles
I don’t know if it’s because I’m getting older, but wow I have a lot of Larry David esque takes these days I mean come on
May 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I don’t know if it’s because I’m getting older, but wow I have a lot of Larry David esque takes these days I mean come on
Out: people saying “extra protein” when you accidentally swallow a bug
I wanna hear something like “why is your mouth hanging open, lunatic” give me something to at least criticize myself with
I wanna hear something like “why is your mouth hanging open, lunatic” give me something to at least criticize myself with
April 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Out: people saying “extra protein” when you accidentally swallow a bug
I wanna hear something like “why is your mouth hanging open, lunatic” give me something to at least criticize myself with
I wanna hear something like “why is your mouth hanging open, lunatic” give me something to at least criticize myself with
I’m short for a tall person my partner is tall for a short person that’s about all that’s going on with me personally
April 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m short for a tall person my partner is tall for a short person that’s about all that’s going on with me personally
Humans would be so much better as a species if we had a real threat of a predator everyday
April 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Humans would be so much better as a species if we had a real threat of a predator everyday