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if Trump is ever removed from power and there’s a Dem administration, it’s a fair bet that they’ll do what the Obama administration did about all the war crimes of the Bush era - nothing.
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
if Trump is ever removed from power and there’s a Dem administration, it’s a fair bet that they’ll do what the Obama administration did about all the war crimes of the Bush era - nothing.
Trump knew about it because he was one of the men having sex with the trafficked children
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Trump knew about it because he was one of the men having sex with the trafficked children
What a truly despicable pair of c*nts
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
What a truly despicable pair of c*nts
75m Americans knew that he’s a rapist and still voted for him to be president three times. the fact thats he’s also a paedophile is unlikely to affect him or them
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
75m Americans knew that he’s a rapist and still voted for him to be president three times. the fact thats he’s also a paedophile is unlikely to affect him or them
yes it’s his micropenis
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
yes it’s his micropenis
because he’s probably asleep, the guy is like 90
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
because he’s probably asleep, the guy is like 90
he looks exactly like those AI images of him with huge biceps and a six pack of
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
he looks exactly like those AI images of him with huge biceps and a six pack of
there has never been a time when the Tory media hasn’t been miserable, it’s their essence
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
there has never been a time when the Tory media hasn’t been miserable, it’s their essence
if you think this is sad, check out the post of Bill Ackman telling Elon that the image he’s whacking off to looks like Ackman’s wife
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
if you think this is sad, check out the post of Bill Ackman telling Elon that the image he’s whacking off to looks like Ackman’s wife
yeah where’s the documentary about when Kamala refused to cede power and whipped up a riot of racist thugs to batter cops
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
yeah where’s the documentary about when Kamala refused to cede power and whipped up a riot of racist thugs to batter cops
it wld be much harder to find someone at Mar A Lago who doesn’t use the n word
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
it wld be much harder to find someone at Mar A Lago who doesn’t use the n word
so if anything Wynn is too classy for Mar A Lago
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
so if anything Wynn is too classy for Mar A Lago
we’re always told these tech barons are rare geniuses and then you see them interviewed and they can’t string a coherent sentence together. in reality they just have a phenomenal talent for fraud and self promotion
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
we’re always told these tech barons are rare geniuses and then you see them interviewed and they can’t string a coherent sentence together. in reality they just have a phenomenal talent for fraud and self promotion
the biggest comparison to Iraq is White Saddam in his tacky gold palace with White Uday and Qusay, his two moronic cocaine fuelled sons
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
the biggest comparison to Iraq is White Saddam in his tacky gold palace with White Uday and Qusay, his two moronic cocaine fuelled sons
the ADL will be out with a statement any minute defending him like they do with all far right anti semites
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
the ADL will be out with a statement any minute defending him like they do with all far right anti semites
as soon as a BBC producer learns of this, she will be invited on to Question Time
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
as soon as a BBC producer learns of this, she will be invited on to Question Time
as soon as a BBC producer finds out about this he will be invited on to Question Time within a week
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
as soon as a BBC producer finds out about this he will be invited on to Question Time within a week
Gove is a horrible cancer rotting brotish society from the inside. he destroyed the economy with his brexit lies,. and yet he’s still treated as a serious public figure by the British establishment. and he shld be in jail for corruptly diverting covid funds to his friends and donors
November 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Gove is a horrible cancer rotting brotish society from the inside. he destroyed the economy with his brexit lies,. and yet he’s still treated as a serious public figure by the British establishment. and he shld be in jail for corruptly diverting covid funds to his friends and donors
so he wants to be an obnoxious c*nt?
November 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
so he wants to be an obnoxious c*nt?
he’s been starving the innocent civilians of gaza for months so he’s really in the zone
November 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
he’s been starving the innocent civilians of gaza for months so he’s really in the zone
the only conclusion to draw from his obsession with black women is that he has intense sexual attraction to them and he doesn’t know how to square that with his deep racism
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
the only conclusion to draw from his obsession with black women is that he has intense sexual attraction to them and he doesn’t know how to square that with his deep racism