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my tortoiseshell is why other tortoiseshells look concerned
One tortoiseshell's climbing wall is another's sleeping surface.
July 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
20 years ago, I spent an academic year in western PA and driving through snow in WV. I'm a moron from NTX, so I didn't know about winter tires. I was fine, had scarier times with newly wet roads here. This is more a data point than a recommendation.
December 25, 2024 at 10:57 PM
AA and AAA batteries.
December 17, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Everyone adopting the term footballer with zero explanation is part of the cinematic magic.
December 2, 2024 at 6:29 PM
November 26, 2024 at 2:00 PM
How can anyone be expected to move when their blood has retreated from their extremities and/or their beloved 18-year-old cat must cling to them for life-preserving heat conservation?
November 21, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Even the little one might be louder than the humidifier.
November 20, 2024 at 12:42 AM
I have no particular insight other than he's been my Congressman for 6 years. A local politics knower thought the latest round of gerrymandering meant he would have gotten primaried from the left.
November 15, 2024 at 6:31 PM
I assumed he was running because he was looking for a way to come home that wasn't straight-up quitting and was shocked when he didn't even need a run-off, which he did have in 2018.
November 15, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Fine, you convinced me; I'll renew my subscription.
November 14, 2024 at 2:50 PM
El Paso, Texas

Annunciationhouse.org
November 14, 2024 at 11:13 AM
November 13, 2024 at 10:51 PM
I could make a calendar of her in mud. Probably a better use of my time today
November 5, 2024 at 3:12 PM
All mud, no thoughts
November 5, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Saltillo tile does need to be waxed every few years. Maybe that's obvious, my family lived in a house with saltillo tile for 10 years before figuring that out.
October 24, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Even in Lubbock, a mere 140-mile jaunt away, they needed an explainer on Where Is Hall County
October 4, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Tort on desk duty
September 20, 2024 at 10:54 PM
#proofofcat who isn't going to give my chair back.
September 9, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Rude of them not to offer you an auxiliary Valium.
August 26, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Tort sideways.
July 19, 2024 at 2:07 PM
June 23, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Tomorrow is another day for crimes.
April 17, 2024 at 11:09 PM
I was stopping her from assisting the HVAC technician on the other side of the door.
April 17, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Every day is tort appreciation day
April 17, 2024 at 5:49 PM