If you ride a bike wearing jeans then u are cool

skinny jeans suck

if a man sharts his pants in the forest and no one is there to hear it - did he shart?

'Man im so done with jeans, i wish we could go back to togas and shit would be way more confortable'

Me: 'yeah but how would my ass look good in a toga dude?'

I'm dissociating and picturing a rotating pair of size 34 waist low bootcut jeans; but the physics engine is all weird and they're flopping around wildly about a horizontal axis

yes I was kicked out of a levi's store one time for expressing my view that corduroy pants are NOT jeans. i will stand by my views and that it is wrong to label as such in the store

Why havent they made a pair of jeans yet that is completely impervious so that you can fart into them and no one will smell it. Unless they smell your feet

thinking of a new kind of jeans that ACTUALLy let the crotch breathe which is the #1 issue i hear about. Picture a pair of jeans but you put gills on like the crotch area and stuff. Bingo bango you got yourself some breathing jeans

yeah ok i like jeans a lot so what? they look cool and are a symbol of freedom ok?