tortaporfavor
@tortaporfavor.bsky.social
Indigenous 🪶 2S 🏳️🌈 He/Him 😛 nsfw 🤷🏽♂️
If we kicked out every furry from this country then who will be watching your movie Zootopia 2, Disney?
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If we kicked out every furry from this country then who will be watching your movie Zootopia 2, Disney?
The no-pulp bitches wouldn’t last a day with me. I LOVE taking a navel orange and blending it LIGHTLY so that it’s CHUNKY and drinkable 😋
August 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The no-pulp bitches wouldn’t last a day with me. I LOVE taking a navel orange and blending it LIGHTLY so that it’s CHUNKY and drinkable 😋
I’m not a prude, but anytime someone uses the word “arse” suddenly I’m
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August 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I’m not a prude, but anytime someone uses the word “arse” suddenly I’m
Just ate my Raisin Bran like a good little boy
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August 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Just ate my Raisin Bran like a good little boy
Almost at 500 on my Tumblr 🤓
August 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Almost at 500 on my Tumblr 🤓
tornado warning in my area earlier today. took this photo on my flight this evening
August 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
tornado warning in my area earlier today. took this photo on my flight this evening
IG Mutual told everyone today that he is “straight”, during a Q&A in his stories. The accounts he follows? All muscle twinks…
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August 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
IG Mutual told everyone today that he is “straight”, during a Q&A in his stories. The accounts he follows? All muscle twinks…
Listening to the new Hayley Williams
July 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Listening to the new Hayley Williams
I can’t take Spotify seriously. Someone really put a J*stin Bieb*r song on an “Indie Bops” playlist
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July 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I can’t take Spotify seriously. Someone really put a J*stin Bieb*r song on an “Indie Bops” playlist
People don’t goon anymore. I feel played. All these men out here really gaslit me into believing this was all more than some viral trend. So fake.
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July 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
People don’t goon anymore. I feel played. All these men out here really gaslit me into believing this was all more than some viral trend. So fake.
Started writing a song last night. I’m calling it “Better Than Yesterday”. It’s told from my perspective as a child being was raised by someone who was a heavy addict, as well as diagnosed bipolar.
July 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Started writing a song last night. I’m calling it “Better Than Yesterday”. It’s told from my perspective as a child being was raised by someone who was a heavy addict, as well as diagnosed bipolar.
The other day someone called me Coreyana Grande and I’m still thinking about it
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July 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The other day someone called me Coreyana Grande and I’m still thinking about it
It’s so hot out that them thangs are HANGING 🎾🎾
July 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It’s so hot out that them thangs are HANGING 🎾🎾
Bf and I made a little server together 🤭
July 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Bf and I made a little server together 🤭
Anyone have a corn cob I can borrow?
July 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Anyone have a corn cob I can borrow?
I’ve never defied gravity. I’m heavy as shit‼️
July 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I’ve never defied gravity. I’m heavy as shit‼️
Why am I on #NewMusicFriday and most of these single art covers look like AI? Is this really where we’re at?
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July 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Why am I on #NewMusicFriday and most of these single art covers look like AI? Is this really where we’re at?
Just came home from #JurassicWorldRebirth. I’ve loved both of the JP/JW trilogies but this is the first time I’ve felt the way I do - disappointed. It had all of the right ingredients, they just weren’t organized harmoniously. I was pulled out of scenes many times and there just wasn’t a heart.
July 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Just came home from #JurassicWorldRebirth. I’ve loved both of the JP/JW trilogies but this is the first time I’ve felt the way I do - disappointed. It had all of the right ingredients, they just weren’t organized harmoniously. I was pulled out of scenes many times and there just wasn’t a heart.
Brick by brick 👷🏽
July 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Brick by brick 👷🏽
Scary seeing how many guys out there have an absolute death grip on their schmeat. There ain’t a tight enough boochie out there to please those guys, sadly.
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July 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Scary seeing how many guys out there have an absolute death grip on their schmeat. There ain’t a tight enough boochie out there to please those guys, sadly.
BREAKING: No skips on Lorde’s new album
June 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
BREAKING: No skips on Lorde’s new album
There isn’t a song out there that makes me feel the way Rihanna’s “Who’s That Chick?” does
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June 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
There isn’t a song out there that makes me feel the way Rihanna’s “Who’s That Chick?” does
10 years ago Hilary Duff tried to save pop music but everyone paid her dust
June 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
10 years ago Hilary Duff tried to save pop music but everyone paid her dust
Propaganda I’m not falling for? Cheese. We’d be better off as a world if cheese didn’t exist.
June 10, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Propaganda I’m not falling for? Cheese. We’d be better off as a world if cheese didn’t exist.