The only true victim of cancel culture

You’re telling me that Tom from Tom and Jerry can turn his tongue into stairs at the mere sight of a lady cat, but you can’t find the clit?

I’m on Instagram judging your Christmas trees and the throw pillows you convinced your mother to buy because ‘no one will notice them.’ I notice them and think their egg shell tones are unpleasant and tacky. Merry Christmas Susan, I hope your children but you better pillows

The lack of child-like wonder going on in this cereal aisle makes me wonder if the $14 cereal is just corporate greed

Where’s that couple who really likes your vibe when you need help moving

Just saw a guy with knuck tattoos that said Star Wars. I’m planning on marrying him because he doesn’t mind lifelong commitments to bad decisions.

If I had a nickel for every Hallmark coded man that helped me last month I’d have two and a fear that straights are using psyops against queer femmes

Men will literally vote for the world’s worst person hoping to force women into relationships rather than change. I can’t tell if that is more of a critique on men or the price of therapy but either way here’s my promo code for better help