Torple
@torple.bsky.social
The time value of money does mean that loving your family is a huge waste. Additionally, your retirement fund is getting fucked because you aren’t currently fishing coins out of the children’s hospital fountain and putting that into derivatives. What are you waiting for?!
September 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The time value of money does mean that loving your family is a huge waste. Additionally, your retirement fund is getting fucked because you aren’t currently fishing coins out of the children’s hospital fountain and putting that into derivatives. What are you waiting for?!
Senator, I’d like to put a plug in for you. Or should I say, 4000 plugs. I now support you skipping those town halls. Too big a risk of infection.
April 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Senator, I’d like to put a plug in for you. Or should I say, 4000 plugs. I now support you skipping those town halls. Too big a risk of infection.
Having a BRAT Christmas. 🎄🚽 Bumpin’ dat
December 24, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Having a BRAT Christmas. 🎄🚽 Bumpin’ dat
