WE’RE REVOKING JAGMEET’S AUX CORD PRIVILEGES WITH THIS ONE🗣️

Get Tim Cook out of the kitchen, he’s burning it down.

“Just got back from Pierre Poilievre’s Canada First Rally in Kingston and I’m still buzzing from the energy! It was really electrifying!”

Everything is fun until they come after you…

So I have a US based TikTok account alongside my regular Canadian ones (long story)

I really just disabled my own TikTok access out of curiousity

I can just imagine this in a sitcom:

Trudeau: I did it, I axed the tax

Poilievre: YOU IDIOT! You axed the wrong tax!

Trudeau: Oh, you were talking about the carbon tax? That won’t save anyone any money though.

Poilievre: Yes it will! At the pumps!

Trudeau: That’s the gas tax, not the carbon tax

Right Wingers: “We suffer from censorship”

Meanwhile what those same people are doing to Communist posters:

“Don’t have a political opinion against the status quo because it will cause a minor level of personal inconvenience”

BEST ARGUMENT AGAINST COMMUNISM EVER 100%

POV: You try to be ‘hip with the kids’ but you end up looking like your long-lost sister instead

He talks a lot of smack about China, but it seems that’s where his man-bra was manufactured

I’ve always wanted to be verified on a social media platform, but having a custom domain there is so much better😁

Make Canadian Railways Public Again!