@tornglass.bsky.social
Leftists in NOLA fighting daily for reproductive rights. Humor used to deflect from *gestures broadly*
Pro tip: If you are planning a crime don’t use Google. They always check your Google searches. Use Bing. That’s what it’s for.
January 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Pro tip: If you are planning a crime don’t use Google. They always check your Google searches. Use Bing. That’s what it’s for.
My holiday spirit is whiskey. 🥃 🎄
December 10, 2024 at 8:49 PM
My holiday spirit is whiskey. 🥃 🎄
In today’s fast-paced world we just don’t have time for CEOs to be visited by three Christmas ghosts.
December 6, 2024 at 3:02 PM
In today’s fast-paced world we just don’t have time for CEOs to be visited by three Christmas ghosts.
Nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.
December 5, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.
Not sure what list I got added to but welcome new people. 🐻❤️
December 3, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Not sure what list I got added to but welcome new people. 🐻❤️
🎶 Hawk the herald angels sing
Glory tuah that new born thing 🎶
Glory tuah that new born thing 🎶
December 3, 2024 at 5:55 PM
🎶 Hawk the herald angels sing
Glory tuah that new born thing 🎶
Glory tuah that new born thing 🎶
My acting reel is just clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.
December 3, 2024 at 11:02 AM
My acting reel is just clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.
Steven: Good evening
Stephen: Good ephening
Stephen: Good ephening
December 1, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Steven: Good evening
Stephen: Good ephening
Stephen: Good ephening
My girlfriend is so hot that folks passing us on the street know that I am funny.
December 1, 2024 at 1:07 AM
My girlfriend is so hot that folks passing us on the street know that I am funny.
Pro Tip: In a world full of Christmas fruitcakes, be a cheese ball
November 29, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Pro Tip: In a world full of Christmas fruitcakes, be a cheese ball
i can’t work under these festive conditions.
November 28, 2024 at 5:26 PM
i can’t work under these festive conditions.
I can't wait to see pictures of y'all's dry ass turkeys.
November 27, 2024 at 4:06 PM
I can't wait to see pictures of y'all's dry ass turkeys.
Pro tip: replace the wine at church with benadryl so that everyone can meet god
November 25, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Pro tip: replace the wine at church with benadryl so that everyone can meet god
Every parent who said “I’ll GIVE you something to cry about” was talking about 2024.
November 23, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Every parent who said “I’ll GIVE you something to cry about” was talking about 2024.
Pro tip: purposely overcook your holiday turkey so you don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”
November 22, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Pro tip: purposely overcook your holiday turkey so you don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”
My girlfriend's family doesn’t know it yet but I’ve already written a 2 page prayer about Kenny Rogers and ladies with large posteriors for Thanksgiving.
November 21, 2024 at 2:18 PM
My girlfriend's family doesn’t know it yet but I’ve already written a 2 page prayer about Kenny Rogers and ladies with large posteriors for Thanksgiving.
Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.
November 20, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.
Hitchhikers totally ruined things for those of us who just want to stand at the side of the road and express our approval for automobiles and folks who travel in them.
November 20, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Hitchhikers totally ruined things for those of us who just want to stand at the side of the road and express our approval for automobiles and folks who travel in them.
If I text u “🪗” it means u better act accordingly.
November 19, 2024 at 9:42 PM
If I text u “🪗” it means u better act accordingly.
“What do you know about atoms?”
“Very little.”
“Besides that.”
“Very little.”
“Besides that.”
November 19, 2024 at 12:56 PM
“What do you know about atoms?”
“Very little.”
“Besides that.”
“Very little.”
“Besides that.”
“Bro, you want this pamphlet?”
“Brochure”
“Brochure”
November 18, 2024 at 4:29 PM
“Bro, you want this pamphlet?”
“Brochure”
“Brochure”
Turned off the news and put on serial killer documentaries for my mental health.
To those most affected I am truly sorry for my countrymen.
To those most affected I am truly sorry for my countrymen.
November 17, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Turned off the news and put on serial killer documentaries for my mental health.
To those most affected I am truly sorry for my countrymen.
To those most affected I am truly sorry for my countrymen.
I dig when the rain is misty and I get to feel like grocery store broccoli for a little while.
November 17, 2024 at 9:15 AM
I dig when the rain is misty and I get to feel like grocery store broccoli for a little while.
Just got my first “let’s hold off on this conversation until the New Year” email. Absolute legend.
November 17, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Just got my first “let’s hold off on this conversation until the New Year” email. Absolute legend.