My stepdaughters planned a cat coup with my wife to get a pair of bonded brothers last year.

Turns out that the joke was on them, they're my boys now. 😂

There's a bonus level of marital bliss that occurs when you check your wife's fantasy football team after the draft and realize that she has become pretty damn good at this.

Can't include the team name because she also happens to be the league's #1 shitposting troll.

I know, I hit the jackpot. 😂

Loser ass quote tweet lmao. My post never mentioned anything about needing to stay. It was literally arguing against that. Comprehension lol.

He can do whatever he wants, but the way someone handles their business shapes how other people view them, positively or negatively.

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