Tori Preston
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torionic.bsky.social
Tori Preston
@torionic.bsky.social
Managing Editor @Pajiba / co-host Podjiba podcast / still requires more chainsaws
Oh hey! I was quoted in a fantastic piece by Matt Zoller Seitz on Vulture!

I am a puddle now. I am goo.

www.vulture.com/article/jame...
October 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Night out at the movies. Love a dangerously slick moviegoing experience
August 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Feels like an indoor pond is made for @zillowgonewild.bsky.social

www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
August 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
A day late and not even really a snub but I shan’t forgive the Emmys for overlooking Aidan Turner’s achievements in mustache-ing in Rivals
July 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Wtf is up with this American Apparel style ad for baby wipes?
July 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I call this “Paddy Considine And Friend (cat)”
July 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I ignored it at first because I automatically tune out sports but… CORNHOLE TV?!
May 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Well at least there’s one person still thinking about that Lisey’s Story adaptation
April 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Gender is a spectrum

The spectrum:
February 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Koopa x Gaga
February 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Supported my local library by buying this fundraiser calendar filled with pictures of my neighbors’ woodpiles. No really.
November 18, 2024 at 1:45 PM
🎶On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
A Turkey-Sized IKEA Meatball🎶
December 9, 2023 at 2:14 AM
According to my night sky constellation app, Capricorn is having a real one tonight
November 21, 2023 at 4:15 AM
Are parents alright?
October 5, 2023 at 8:35 PM
Heading into October like
October 1, 2023 at 2:43 PM
Nothing says “Fiercely Independent” better than a mouse doing an obscene amount of blow
August 21, 2023 at 5:20 PM
Instead of the bickering of NextDoor, Vermont has it’s own online newsletter called Front Porch Forum where neighbors post bear sightings, sell chicken coops, and apparently start actual horror novels by giving away haunted ventriloquist dummies…
July 7, 2023 at 8:55 PM