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ToriBell, MPH
@toribell.bsky.social
18+ content. Bdsm weirdo/sex educator who is naked on the internet. Queer, ex-cult member, leftist, disabled, cat-lover. Doing online dating so you don’t have to.
Have a titty pic of me trying to figure out how to lay on them for a massage. I can’t remember the last time I tried to lay on my belly
March 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’ve got this holiday strategy called carb maxing. I had pancakes, grits, and a piece of toast for breakfast. You gotta maximize your carb potential to make it through the holidays mentally.
a cartoon of a sloth with the words i wanna carbohydrate on it
ALT: a cartoon of a sloth with the words i wanna carbohydrate on it
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November 27, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Reposted by ToriBell, MPH
I’m trying to eat as unhealthily as possible until the end of the year, so I can really feel the benefit of my diet come January.
November 27, 2024 at 2:05 PM
He gave me cheek kisses
November 27, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Today I was behind a car at a stoplight when the woman opened her door and threw up. Then someone passed a liquor bottle to her from the back, she chugged some, then threw up again. I hate cops but I called 911 with her tag cause you can’t just be chugging liquor and driving like that
November 25, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Saw a dietician for a second time in my life and also didn’t learn anything I didn’t already know. What a waste of money and time
November 25, 2024 at 9:31 PM
How not to compliment a girl you don’t know
November 25, 2024 at 1:27 PM
You can get more COVID tests for free today! www.covid.gov/tests
November 21, 2023 at 5:33 PM
Pooping right next to each other is a household hobby
November 9, 2023 at 10:56 PM
Reposted by ToriBell, MPH
November 9, 2023 at 10:28 AM
Because I post sexy pics, I must be into having sex with strangers!
November 8, 2023 at 7:38 PM
Can some generous person send me money for hangover Uber eats food cause I don’t have the money. I’ll get you back later with my google drive, texting, etc.
November 5, 2023 at 1:08 PM
Just found out they pay you like $120 to give plasma, but I can’t give it cause I’m on a million meds and would probably die. Damn. There’s got to be other ways I can sell my body.
October 27, 2023 at 6:13 PM
Does anyone want to see a giant pair of bathroom titties?
October 23, 2023 at 7:37 PM
October 15, 2023 at 2:53 PM
My outfit last night! Got a lot of compliments
October 14, 2023 at 3:52 PM
October 13, 2023 at 1:54 PM
Third attempt at rosemary bread. I did not realize that the rosemary sprigs would come out so weird looking. I also need a bread knife. This one was perfect otherwise.
October 10, 2023 at 12:29 AM
Went on a nature walk after taking 🍄yesterday. Found such pretty flowers, deer tracks, and I also lost my entire shoe by stepping in clay mud and it giving out underneath me.
October 9, 2023 at 5:45 PM
I had my first session with an Iranian shaman today and she walked me through a healing energy ritual. I cried. I shook. But I recovered remarkably well and feel great. I’m over traditional therapy. Let’s get weird. My inner child is gonna heal one way or another. That’s a threat
October 4, 2023 at 9:02 PM
Novovax just got approved! It's not a mRNA vaccine and shows better protection and fewer side effects than moderna/Pfizer. It should be in pharmacies once shipped in a week or two. I'll be getting it as soon as I can.
October 4, 2023 at 12:27 AM
Cut my mouth to pieces
On some crispy bread

Suffocation, no breathing
POTS, asthma, bad feelings

This is my last resort

*music fades out*
September 25, 2023 at 1:22 AM
We did the hot chip test today! Ghost pepper had a sour aftertaste that no one liked. Original was the best for all, but I also really liked the Sweet Carolina reaper.
September 25, 2023 at 1:08 AM
I touched a girl today and she was really soft. Giggles
September 22, 2023 at 1:01 AM
Luna didn’t give up on sleeping on the bed and let me change the sheets around and on top of her
September 21, 2023 at 3:50 PM